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blind sneeze

its not a sneeze you don't see coming its a sneeze you can feel with your hands
this is a blind sneeze
*sneezes in braille*
by sneeeze March 5, 2019
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teasey sneezey

The feeling when you are about to sneeze and you don’t.
Skyler made a face, wrinkled his nose, braced himself for what was going to be an epic sneeze, but after several moments of nothing he realized it was just a teasey sneezey.
by Linny March 20, 2019
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morning sneeze

Man I morning sneezed and have to change my pants
by Homie number 3 May 9, 2019
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Trouser Sneeze

Ejaculation in one's own pants, literally. Metaphorically used as an expression of ecstatic excitement.
"Did you just snow your dacks?"
"You bet I did! I just had a massive trouser sneeze"
by Gruntie Stevie September 21, 2019
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i sneezed three times

ooh shit i bout to die -
wtf why-
i sneezed three times-
R.I.P-
by the match was rigged November 15, 2019
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Jewish sneeze

When your bitch, sneezes during sex and your dick gets stuck in her vagina
Friend: how was last night

Timmy: yeh it was good but my bitch did a jewish sneeze
by DaddyLoves 8===D November 17, 2019
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Seattle-sneeze

Wuhan-flu
The Seattle-sneeze I have this week is worse than the Wuhan-flu I had last month...
by Lucky180 March 4, 2020
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