Arkansas steamer bean

Tiny clump of excrement, usually the result of a bowel movement that turns out to be a false alarm.

Bubba-Jack rushed to the toilet to seek sweet relief, yet only managed to squeeze out a measly Arkansas steamer bean.

by MasterOfHotLovin' August 18, 2006

Cleveland Steamers

A carpet cleaning company based in Champaign, IL. They have been working since 2002.

Wow my carpets are reallly fucking dirty. Who should i call?......The Cleveland Steamers!!!!

by theoneandolnly July 21, 2010

OKC Steamer

While an enemy sleeps, you hook up a sex swing above him or her. You climb into the swing and twist up the cords. As the swing untwists, you shit on your enemy's face. The untwisting of the swing causes your shit to curl into the form of a funnel, which makes you a human tornado. The OKC Steamer is also known as the Oklahoma Shitty.

Randy, the asshole, is due for an OKC Steamer!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008

Chocolate Steamer

This is an off-set of a Cleveland Steamer. When a person has a fecies phobia, or lacks confidence, they may substitute fecies with a full size chocolate candy bar.

I gave my new girlfriend a chocolate steamer, she's just shy that way.

by DanVleet June 24, 2009

Corn Belt Steamer

Similiar to Cleveland Steamer but giver eats a big bag of corn the night before the sexual encounter.

There was Corn everywhere after he gave me a Corn Belt Steamer.

by BigNutsVA March 31, 2009

screamer

1) A person who makes loud noises, particularly during either sex or physical exercise.

2) A flash program with a massive shift in volume. It will usually start up low so you have to put your speakers up, then will emit a loud 'scream' literally out of nowhere.

1) I had to put a pillow on her head to keep her from waking up her parents, she was such a screamer.

2) That flash program which plays the song really low backwards is a screamer.

by The Sub February 18, 2005

Cleveland Stanley Steamer

The sexual act of defecating onto the top of your partner's head and then proceeding to smear it across their hair using a clothing iron, leaving several smelly burn scars.

Stanley: Dude, I totally gave Cindy on of my patented Cleveland Stanley Steamers last night.
JG: Bro, that's sick! Call the Rug Doctor!

by FBM Genesis November 13, 2011