Plant the Seed

The seed has been planted when a well-planned, much-needed night in is mentally rejected.

The seed is usually planted on a Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

If the bad influencer has succeeded in persuading the group to 'sack off' their responsibilities, i.e. lectures, deadlines, group meetings, one may exclaim 'The seed has grown into a tree'

Anna: So, tomorrow we reconvene at my house for an all-day no distraction group meeting!
Laura: I want to go to Oceana to seek out some Spice Boys
Mel: DON'T PLANT THE SEED!
Tash: It's already grown into a tree, don't fight it.

by Afrothump November 18, 2010

sneed

sneed is a common term used to describe people with extremely nerdy characteristics including pasty skin, lack of communication skills (unless online), extreme red eye, and the ability to beat any rpg in under 15 hours. Sneed's often tend to befriend other sneeds and create groups of l33t gamers who develop plans to one day conquer middle earth through the skills of a lvl 70 wizard mage.

The man who memorized pi to like 9992309470417 decimal places is a huge sneed. yet i envy him

Steve Erkel, Dexter from dexters lab, peabody, professor frink, J.R.R. Tolkien, George Lucas

by adam yeske October 7, 2005

seed money

Seed Money. When you need to make a stack of cash and put it into your master life plan.

Like I need some seed money so I can buy a house and make my bed and breakfast biz.

by mrty9238 May 12, 2016

Johny Apple Seed

A drug dealer that only hooks up the schwag.

I hate buying from Dick he is a mutha fuggin Johny Apple Seed.

by Gerbert Johnstoy November 17, 2006

saeeda

A shrewd business partner. Usually also has a string of ex-wives.

"They say that Donald Trump is a Saeeda."

by Yumichica September 21, 2007

Seed God

A term given to a person in a friendship group who always relates everything back to sexual innuendo's. He / She will go to great measures to make the extraordinary, ordinary.

"Did you see what Davide did? He staked out that place for some birds then ended up with 3!" "Yeah, what a seed god!"

by Le Seed God Minion May 5, 2010

sneed

short for "special need"; a person who acts like a complete retard.

Dude! Your such a sneed! I told you not to lick it! Man, next time don't be so sneedy!

by Verno the Inferno December 6, 2006