Flat Stanley

To screw someone so hard they become flat. An extremely rare occurence, but can happen.

Fredrick: How did last night go?
Bill: Dude, I flat stanleyed het so bad.
Fredrick: Nicely done.

by schmookerdingle August 29, 2014

Stanley Steamer

A person who eats stinky fishy pussy to get it clean!

Stanley Steamer gets carpets cleaner.

by 1337 Sauce! February 25, 2009

Stanley Steamer

A sexual act where one is required to dig up an old female corpse that is still fleshy in nature yet decomposing. The individual must place their mouth over the vaginal orifice and punch the corpse in the stomach as hard as they can causing whatever is inside to shoot into the said individual's mouth. The result in their mouth must be swallowed.

Another name for The Mummy.

Tough on dirt, gentle on 'carpet.'

by Dick McFeely February 25, 2005

Ball stranglers

1.A type of underwear that physically strangles your balls. Often worn by the victims of wedgies, mervins and automic mervins. Warning: Ball stranglers are not to be worn in public because it will cause pain and embarrasment. 2. Ball strangler is slang for "tighty whiteys". This is what cool people say because they are too embarresed to even mention the word "tighty whiteys" or "briefs".

OMG he's wearing ball stranglers.

by The king of automic mervins! September 29, 2010

shangle

to fuck a girl up the ass while she does a mid-air split

Special K: Who do you like to shangle?

Gaudett: My ThinkPad has a big hole between the mother-board and the JIZ-Sticky

by The Realest March 7, 2003

stanger

A relentlessly lingering smell, mostly resulting from a rectal emission.

Dude, did you just let a stanger?

by John Griffin February 9, 2004

stanley

scrub, cant dress, dirty

damn Ramon you lookin' straight stanley with them dirty jays on right now man.

by juan hancock May 28, 2009