Flap and squeeze

when you flap ur balls around because they are itchy and squeeze your fart for 20 minutes is called flap and squeeze this needs to be done at the same time.
Bro1: Bro i full on had a flap and squeeze while having family dinner.
Bro2: Damn unlucky.
by demi lovato101 June 17, 2020
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booty squeeze

When you don't wipe well and shit squeezes out while you walk.
Damn bro. I got booty squeeze right now the stall didn't have enough toilet paper.
by TheChadandLad October 05, 2021
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squeeze it in the sink

Where a male cums and doesn't have a towel to let his swimmer go in so he puts his pp in the sink to wash it off.
Mom didn't do laundry last night so I had to squeeze it in the sink.
by Friday April 10, 2019
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Squeeze n slide

This can be used to describe the moment when you put toothpaste on your toothbrush and then go to wet it, but the toothpaste slips of and slides down the drain leaving you with nothing but wet bristles.
Dude 1: “Haha your toothpaste just fell off your toothbrush
Dude 2: “Ahh yeah it was a squeeze n slide
by elamenapee March 28, 2020
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Dweeb Squeeze

used as a noun, It's a negative connotation towards a person, place, or thing. It means a wimpy puss clot.
Kendall Don't be such a Dweeb Squeeze, we are going to do it.
by fun fact September 30, 2011
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Squeezing an edloaf

While taking a dump, having to clinch up your butt, breaking or “squeezing” your doodie log off, in order to end your poop before you are actually finished. (Usually resulting in excessive wiping and dingleberries.)
I’m squeezing an edloaf, if I’m going to catch the bus. No leisurely pooping for this cowboy today!
by Cap’n Cuntch February 23, 2020
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Squeeze ass month

November is squeeze ass month, girls can grab boys dicks and we squeeze their ass, to pass onto next month you must squeeze a girls ass atleast 3 times, good luck!
Person 1: OMG look at her ass!
Person 2: just squeeze it, it’s squeeze ass month anyway
by Horniboy November 03, 2020
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