Danni Spray

The queen of the council estate, this two legged beast parades it's forehead around the deprived coastal communities of Lincolnshire.
It is most commonly spotted updating it's Facebook status, or begging Becky jo across the estate for a cup a sugar.

Ew omg did you see that Danni spray?
Well it's hard to miss it when it's forehead is the size of the ISS.
Hey look! Danni spray just updated her FB status - ' what is it with people these days honestly, I've just gona ask Becky jo for a cup of sugar, and lass says no like as if she's not made of money. I've seen her gets her hair done every fortnight the little slapper does and she canny lend me a cup of sugar fucking cow'

by Fernandogiovani December 25, 2023

spray-tan dump

When you ask your girlfriend who has cheated on you with 4 or 5 guys, and has admitted to eating two of her ex's assholes, to have anal sex, and you stand on the bed and piss on her, dump her, and taze her with a 1,000,000 volt from cabela's in the back, pre-emptively, and file a restraining order against her.

I spray-tan dumped Kimberly last night because I found out from one of the guys on the baseball team that she did a tug-brothers with Nick and Paulie.

by thechri5 March 1, 2019

Nose spray

Did you know afrin is addictive? You use it once to open your sinus and you get hooked, like cocaine!

I'm jonzing for a hit of that nose spray ...I don't swill the pill; I pray for the nose spray...

by Naughtynp March 23, 2025

spray

being that kid that always has axe on him, or in his locker

it might smell like shit, but no one cares

Yo kid, give me some spray.

by SPRAY95 September 22, 2010

Heffle spray

When you use a funnel to fill the inside of your foreskin with bacon bits and a firecracker to explode and spray on your partners face during sexual intercouse

Jomcoch: Dude I'm in so much pain I just heffle sprayed the black guy in class
Dom:ha

by Nut-bunny69 January 28, 2020

Spray tan

When a Caucasian hangs around so much people of African descent that they start acting like them

Dude Caleb’s been acting really weird lately

Yeah he got new friends and got spray tanned

by Repur505 December 24, 2023

Mongkok Pepper Spray

When a man has eaten a large quantity of Hong Kong Chili Crab, and - afterwards - after receiving head from a girl and ejaculating into her mouth with spicy semen that is seemingly too spicy for the girl to swallow, causes her to purposefully and hatefully spit the spicy cum, as retaliation, into both his left and right eye damaging his corneas permanently causing blindness.

“Bro, what’s with the eye patches?” “Last night Janice Mongkok Pepper Sprayed me and I just got out of the hospital. It burns, bro bro.” “I told you not to eat Chili Crab on your first date, bro!”

by Mongcock July 13, 2019