A subset of bafflegab intended both to lend glory to mundane events and to obfuscate unethical or violent actions. Examples might include “the alleged perpetrator proceeded in a northerly direction via vehicle” for “he drove north”, “sworn members” for “cops”, and “arrested after a brief use-of-force encounter” for “we beat him up”.
The press conference after the shooting was full of the kind of cop speak you’d expect from Public Affairs.
by CharleneV May 5, 2023
Get the Cop speakmug. Term used to describe a school day where you have physical education and french (or any subject teaching you about a language that is not native to you).
Nick: You know what they say about Russia
Saul: what
Nick: Your sweaty and have to speak a different language!
Saul: what
Nick: Your sweaty and have to speak a different language!
by No_Name_Bob January 28, 2021
Get the Sweaty and Have to Speak a Different Languagemug. Trevor: “You cant go swimming here this is private property“ stRanger: “don’t talk to me SPEAK TO THE GODS”
by Blah blah May 3, 2021
Get the Speak to the godsmug. Basically someone whos talking rubbish and its just air because everyone is airing it (airing it means ignoring).
by ghettoaf April 10, 2016
Get the speak airmug. emotional words and phrases from real-life that are used in Sports terms and do not reflect the actual hate and venom the real-life situations depicted --- i.e. "Kill the Packers" chant Chicago Bears fans, but they don't want to physically kill the Green Bay Packers (we assume) --- you follow? --- Go Bears!!!
by General B (Bill Finley) October 14, 2019
Get the sport-speakmug. A deeply poetic language spoken by an ancient 1990's showman. It sounds exactly like how you would thought plaid would sound.
"REEE UHH..RAMMAHAMMALINGLONG.
MOTHERHUBBARDSDINGDONG! Ooh..yea!"
Oh, Vedder Speak. Such a poetic language. Never change.
MOTHERHUBBARDSDINGDONG! Ooh..yea!"
Oh, Vedder Speak. Such a poetic language. Never change.
by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019
Get the Vedder Speakmug. by gaytingz April 26, 2021
Get the speaking da damug.