Slappy-cakes

When one man stands over another person while that person playfully swats at the man's genitals.

My roommate was wearing short shorts while getting down from the top bunk so I decided to play slappy-cakes with him.

by Mojuwon November 3, 2012

snappin

The act of performing very highly in any sporting event or contest.

aye that dude was snappin on yalls team last night.

by hotsauce901 April 16, 2011

happy slappy

Criminal acts, often caught on mobile video phone's and passed around to other children to witness. Often these are scenes of bullying, rape, and, in some cases murder.

Newspaper headline: "Happy slappy incident: gang of 19, average age 12, gang rape girl, 13".

by Flatster November 26, 2005

Spaghetti Snapper

An Italian.

Now your Spaghetti Snapper Joey Di Brooklyn...

by Ass Hunter April 22, 2009

red snapper

A readheaded womans vulva hair and the surrounding labia.

You should see Chris's girlfriend naked. She has the scariest red snapper I've ever seen!

by b-dub fo shizzle January 22, 2009

redrum slappy

the act of slashing one's own hand (i.e., with a hunting knife. broken beer bottle, or any other appropriate device), then using that hand to jerk off (if you're a guy). Particularly good for cutters, this way you're killing two birds with one stone. For girls, see redrum stabby.

Bob really knows how to relax at the end of a long day with a good redrum slappy.

by suspicious package February 7, 2007

whipper-snapper

taking a snapper after a whip-it.

bro i took a fat whipper-snapper last night and passed the hell out. i think i lost a few IQ points lol.

by manateebuttsex June 27, 2017