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Thats what she said

A funny joke to put sex in to some sentences.
Xavier: Ok lets play black ops!
Tom: I cant wait!
Xavier: Put it in already, your taking too long!
Tom: Thats what she said.
by GetAlIFExxxxxx June 15, 2011
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Because I said so

An annoying term mostly used by parents when they don’t want their kid oing something that’s perfectly fine but the parent has no logical explanation why they don’t want them doing it, but doesn’t want to admit it
John: mom shook is done and billies my only rid

Mom: no your not going with billy

John: Why the hell not?

Mom: BECAUSE I SAID SO

John: THATS NOT AN ANSWER

Mom: I’ll be there to pick you up in 45 —beep—

John: WHAT THE FUCK!
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I said no!

Get Down form there!
I said no can be used as:

part of an imperative sentence- Whose jar of 'I said no' is that lying on the humidifier?

part of an exclamatory sentence- You stole my can of 'I said no', you slutty little bitch!

part of a declaritive statement- "I said no!" came the Iraqi soldiers muffled battlecry.

or...

as a verb- Matt Cauchy I SAID NO'D over the bush.

as an adjective- "Honey, you look very I SAID NO tonight. Can we fuck now?"

as an adverb- He ran I SAID NO'EDLY over to the sandlot.

a noun modifying a verb- I SAID NO was swimming in the sea.

as a geographic location- "have you ever been to I SAID NO, Alaska?" Said one inuit boy to another.
"Nah." said the other. "But isn't that near the pest-intolerant village of Nagheenarnarjaar?"
"Yes, I believe it is."
by liberalwizardtyler July 2, 2008
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thats what she said!

A fraise often used as a reply to someones comment. One person says something and you reply with : thats what she said!
Miranda: wats corys email address?
Sydney:cory_*******@hotmail.com
Miranda:oh! thats a hard one!haha
Sydney;thats what she said!

Dont stop guys i want to go all the way!
thats what she said!
by Mirandalynn<3 March 22, 2009
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That's what I said last Monday

A prickish statement brimming with undertones of adoration, playfulness and belonging often used in lieu of the longer and more appropriate: "That's what I so poorly tried to explain last Monday, but failed at when I got caught up in your smile. I am so impressed that you came to the same conclusion, if only you could see my smile instead of hearing the mumble of my foot in my mouth."
Her: *Heartfelt sentiment*

Him: "That's what I said last Monday"

<Mood is killed>

Her: "Who says that?"
by WhoIsthisIs November 2, 2009
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that's what she said

something that is much funnier when the preceding phrase can in no way be construed as innuendo...... in-ur-endo!
Professor: ...and that is the Big Bang Theory.
Student: (nonchalantly) Yes, that's what she said.
by Albert. R January 15, 2008
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that's what she said

turning a everyday sentence into something hillarious.
by chris35 January 16, 2011
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