Junk-Slap

Occurs when a man accidently hits himself in the junk as a result of a limb that has gone awry, or from an out-of-control object.

Usually acompanied by witnesses singing to the tune "Love Shack," except replacing the lyrics with "Junk Slap."

He junk-slapped himself while drumming.

"Sweet beaver! I junk-slapped myself!!!"

by RoflDave April 20, 2009

mitch slapped

The act of being slapped across the face by a person named Mitch or to be humiliated in a similar manner.
To be avoided. Similar to bitch slapped.

You just got mitch slapped in that meeting!

by Arubatto June 27, 2008

karma slap

The act of something coming back to bite you in the ass. Comparable to the phrase "What goes around comes around"

Ted-"Bill!" "Don't laugh at the homeless people!"

Bill- "Why not?"

Ted- "Because you will get Karma Slapped thats why!"

by Tinfoil Helmet June 1, 2006

faggot slap

to slap someone in the face and call that person a "faggot"

I just faggot slapped Bennett.

by Bridell April 20, 2008

shroom slap

A shroom slap is when someone uses their dick to slap someone across the face, leaving an imprint looking like a shroom on their face.

Dude, guess what?! Getz told me that Jeff gave this one guy a shroom slap on the bus!

by ALF June 22, 2004

gyp-slap

Form of self defense while defending ones property from the grimy ass hands of gypsy paws.

Get your nappy ass fingers off my boombox before i commence to gyp-slap you, beeotch.

by Dan Knee March 8, 2008

Slap fire

The art of slapping fire is to slap one so forcefully that it leaves a red mark on the individuals face for an extended period of time, as if fire has literally been slapped out of them.

Guy 1-"yo you see that mothafucka giving me the crooked eye?"

Guy 2-"yea homeboys mean mugging dumb hard right now"

Guy 3-"don't tell me Ima have to slap fire outta this kid now"

by Profound the MC July 7, 2010