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the single prayer.

Person 1: Hey...are you sexually aroused often?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are the single prayer.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 6, 2025
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Christian Single

He just likes men and dates people for like 6 hours
by Sunflower pronce September 25, 2022
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Single

The state of being in which you aquire a plethora of unsolicited pictures of male genitalia, or "dick pics".
Ashley is so single. She has an entire album titled "Dank as Dick".
by janellewestcoast September 3, 2016
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blunt single

When you hook up with a girl while you are both stoned.
Friend: I saw you leave the party with that chick last night
Me: Yeah we both went back to my place, smoked some OG Kush, and I got a blunt single.
by EyesNHeart December 14, 2013
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ugly single friends

To friends that feel they can’t be loved relationship wise so they often tease about getting together late at night
Ugly1:hey come over tonight it’s boring.
Ugly2: sounds fun what are we going to do?
Ugly1:we could cuddle with movies.
Ugly2:sounds great to me anything else?
Ugly1:I mean if you want we could....
Ugly2:I never do any other time so sure.
Ugly single friends
by Bowling123456789 February 26, 2019
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Single

What I'll be for the rest of my life
I'm single again.
by lolwhatamievendoing September 17, 2020
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The single best friend

Definition: A friend who has no segnificant other.

1.) Your best friend, who contrary to you is single.
2.) Your boyfriend's /girlfrien's best friend, who is single and is out and about to catch a new girlfriend/boyfriend.
3.) Your or your boyfriend's/girlfriend's best friend who is single and is out and about you or your segnificant other even though you or your segnificant other are in a relationship.
4.) 2.)&3.) Combined. And possibly in front of you/your segnificant other.
5.) 2.),3.)&1.) Combined.
The single best friend.

1.) " Oh that's just Frank my single best friend."

Just a nice guy.

2.) "Hey, that's Perry, Paolo's best friend, he's nice, give him a shot!"

You are trying to help.

3.)"That's Ryan, could we go please, I just get really depressed when I see him, he has no boundaries and no morals."

You don't wanna remember.

4.)"We should leave now, I just saw Robin, he is the worst. Honestly, he pretends to be so nice... But in reality,... Oh come on just let us go... I really don't want to think about that trauma right now."

You sadly have to remember.

5.)"Urgh, that ****** little ******* **** does not even deserves a name, take me home honey so I can cry into your arms like a baby and you will tell me that everything will be alright, even though it will never be...."

You will never forget what he had done.

The single best friend .
by Patpatcat :3 January 5, 2017
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