single-letter difference between God and the IRS

Said letter is "R" --- God tells us to "PRAY with faith and without ceasing", whereas the IRS tells us to "PAY with faith and without ceasing". Otherwise, both "mighty entities" are essentially the same... they act like they've got your best interests at heart, but in reality they just mercilessly "milk you for all you're worth" and then turn their backs on you when you've been drained dry... no further explanation necessary.

Come to think of it, the single-letter difference between God and the IRS isn't the only direct correlation between the two "superpowers" --- because the IRS tells us to PAY so much, it causes poorer folks to PRAY to God a lot more due to their worries over becoming even more destitute from shelling out for their income taxes!

by QuacksO November 25, 2018

most famous single bae on roblox

SYDIETHEKIDIE

shell have sex with you irl or not-

Oh, duh, Sydiethekidie is the most famous single bae on roblox.

CODE WORDS FOR HAVING SEX ONLINE ON ROBLOX: Sex: Lights - Passionately Kiss: inform -

by I'Ll HaVe SeX WiF YoU December 12, 2020

Single sock sensation

When you masturbate with a single sock and only one sock to feel a great sensation. After two year. if only using that sock you are obligated to marry that sock.

Yo Tyler has been practicing Single sock sensation for 2 years now he needs to marry the sock now

by Funny goober May 18, 2022

SINGLE

That moment when you feel alone because you see that all of your friends are 10 times hotter than you. Then you see that each one of them has had a boyfriend/girlfriend and then you cry inside because you realize your going to be single forever because you look like a sewer rat.

IM SINGLE AS FUCK

by Binkybabydsddy October 28, 2019

Single Serve Jesus

A product for churches to distribute wafer and communion grape juice in packages similar to single serve crackers and cheese or Lunchables.

Ever since the communion when Mrs Crab downed half the wine in the chalice and back-washed the other half, our church has switched to Single Serve Jesus.

by Flhu May 9, 2018

Single-Player Bukake

When a person is masturbating and cums on their own face multiple times.

Single-Player Bukake is a new level of fetish.

by 84thJoe January 24, 2022

Vaanika Single

Proud fanfic enthusiast, whom swears holy worship to the legendary game of minecraft. Notorious for being the reverse of a player and just rejects everyone 😍😍

Yo did you see dat vaanika single right there. So cringe

by cybercn January 19, 2022