muffle shuffle

The act of banging a woman.

Johnny: Yo, what happened on your date?
Me: I did the muffle shuffle with Margaret!

by Dick Prospersous December 16, 2010

Redneck Shuffle

A dance, usually performed spontaneously, in which the legs are slightly bent and jerked alternately by straightening the knees suddenly, causing the feet to slide approximately 2 to 3 inches to the side or rear, and the arms and hands are freely thrown side to side, then drawn in toward the chest repeatedly while snapping the fingers in time to the beat. (Somewhat similar to "the Carlton")

When Robbie found out he was getting a case of beer for his birthday, he broke into the REDNECK SHUFFLE.

by Whiskey Drinker Me December 2, 2009

Cishet Shuffle

The active avoidance of any topic that goes against heteronormativity or questions the efficacy of the nuclear family.

I corrected him on the pronouns he used for me but he did the cishet shuffle and changed the topic.

by Waterlamondra August 10, 2018

Sideways Shuffle

A dance you must enact in order to maneuver around the apparently deaf person that doesn't hear you say excuse me. This person must be sitting in a chair that is scooted all the way out to the wall, leaving less than half a foot to move through.

Damn, I had to do the sideways shuffle to get around that dumb bitch in physics class!

by Aflip February 4, 2010

Judas Shuffle

"Judas Shuffle" is a knock off of the phrase Cupid Shuffle. Except Judas Shuffle is used in negative reference to a person...

Leaving a lecture or talk before the speaker has completely concluded.

Or

Leaving church near the end of the service or mass but before it has actually ended.

1) Man, as soon as he said, "In conclusion", Half the audience did the Judas Shuffle.

2) Dude, as soon as we started singing the closing song, half the church left.

I know man, Its the Judas Shuffle.

by WarningIAMJAKe December 16, 2009

methadonian shuffle

The swaying, unsteady walk practiced by most methadonians after getting their dose and other pills they take along with it. Most of these pills aren't prescribed. Often accompanied by feet dragging and mumbling incoherently, usually to someone that has since left the room at least 20 minutes ago.

Corey was doing the "methadonian shuffle" today; I tried to talk to her but I couldn't follow the conversation. Methadone methadonian heroin pills drug addict methadone barbie methadoner benzos

by cuddleworm July 28, 2012

Truffle shuffle

The act of a fat person shuffling their jelly rolls

“Do it chunk” “right now” chunk:(sigh)ok(jiggle jiggle)(truffle shuffle)

by The wise ninja May 24, 2018