threading the needle

when one brother jumps off the top bunk and lands with his dick in the ass of the other brother.

mom: boys dinner!
boy: Just threading the needle!
mom: ok!
boys: *faint wet slapping noise*

by uncle_bad_touch May 19, 2018

Shading

Shading occurs when you hide your relationship from your friends even though they know you have someone in your life

Girl 1: Have you got a boyfriend?
Girl 2: Umm...I don't know
Girl 1: you are Shading aren't ya?

by PussyWhisperer August 10, 2017

Screaming Falcon

Pertaining to a freakishly small penis.

dude, ryan evans has a screaming falcon!

by Cheeeks Mcgeezacks May 5, 2009

Internal Screaming

What I enjoy doing at three am and to scare off those who will attempt to steal my thoughts and dreams ( more like nightmares for "normal people" and not "demons") Sorry if you can't handle my internal screech.

-BlainaCipher

person 1: Sorry i was internal screaming all night.
person 2: You need help

by BlainaCipher April 25, 2019

Screaming melvin

A sex move that totally exists.

I gave Ashley a screaming melvin last night - it was awesome.

by Squinker November 13, 2009

Shreddin

The act of drinking throughout the night that is soo smooth you would be "Shreddin" the night away. Also, vomiting would eliminate the act of shreddin

Guy: Last night was incredible!

His Bud: Yes, we were definately Shreddin last night

by Bestical July 21, 2011

Shredding

An act whereby a man or woman is encouraged by their partner to don a G-string/thong, pull siad thong up high around their waste and proceed to take a shit. As the shit comes out it will be 'shredded' in to 2 or more pieces. This act is known as shredding.

Dave: Hey Julie I'm well up for some shredding, where's your skimpiest thong?

Julie: Are you sure Dave? I had a HUGE curry last night.... feels like it may be a bit sloppy for shredding.

Dave: O yeah! the sloppier the better babe!

by Wanker Jack November 4, 2008