Shit

it happens.

"My dog just died!"
"Shit happens."

by Krype February 11, 2012

Shit

Poop or Crap

I Shit on my enemy.

by qawszxcdreftfgejcifnhdjwegFJW September 27, 2011

shit

Noun with two meanings.

Either:
-referring to feces and waste matter
Or:
- a noun which can be used to replace a verb, meaning that the speaker doesn't have a clear idea of what they're referring to but know that they are referring to something.

'Aw man, I just took a huge shit.', meaning the speaker fired one out.

'Hey, you wanna go to town and shit?', which does not mean the speaker wants to use the toilets at a store on the high street. It means the speaker wants to go to town, but doesn't have a clear idea of what exactly to do there.

by GeekOnSugar January 30, 2010

shit

it happens

shit happens

by johnny 'nny' C. April 11, 2009

shit

a quite respectful reference to religion. shit = religion

i dont beleive this shit
if shit happens it is will of allah
jesus : cursed are those who believe in shit without evidence for they shall have their life fucked up

by GSG9 December 20, 2013

Shit

The pile of fecies that ejects from the anus into the toilet water that makes a splash and collects at the bottom of the toilet bowl also known as a Mike Fields.

(sound of toilet flushing) a man looks down at the toilet flushing and the fecies spinning to the departure, "oh see ya later mike fields have a good swim ya piece of shit"

by Pwhitty July 3, 2009

on shit

1. to be intoxicated

1. man, yesterday was completely crazy, i was on so much shit I can't even remember how I got home.
2. -how was yesterday?

- fine
- how fine? were you on shit?

by oxford dictionary lies January 6, 2020