Bird Wetting Session

A period of time in which a man gets his dick (bird) sucked (wet).

Derived from the concept of "Getting Your Bird Wet"

My girlfriend was on her period so we couldn't have sex but I still got a bird wetting session.

by Capt. Swee Righ April 7, 2010

dick touching session

Army Infantry term for a pointless meeting (the infantry is all male). The army is also very homophobic and the slightly gay reference of the term is also meant to be derogatory to whoever called the meeting.

LT #1: Man where you off to in such a hurry.
LT #2: The Colonel called another dick touching session to remind us the appropriate method for ordering Hum-V tires again.

by infantryscoming August 19, 2010

session beer

A session beer is what a beer snob drinks when he wants to get plastered. Session beers are at least moderately expensive.

"Guinness is a good session beer, but I prefer Samuel Smith's Nut Brown Ale."

by neuroman March 20, 2007

bang sess

bang is sex. sess is short for session. bang sess is the act of having sex. it is a session of sex, no matter the length of time.

can we have a bang sess?
lets have a bang sess.
i jus had a bang sess.

by session January 22, 2008

Sheesha

sheesha or sheesh some times sortened to fish or feesh derives from the word hasheesh and is a northen english slang term for weed (marajuwanna).

pass the doob bud i need some sheesh,
or i'm a sheesha veteran (if you smoke a lotta fish)

by FutureHistory April 25, 2006

Western states session movement

A movement that seeks to make all the states west of the Mississippi river an independent nation because of all the bad laws and policies of the US.

John is in the western states session movement.

by Deep blue 2012 September 5, 2010

Sessa dean dawg

A try hard who loves la croix and records. She really loves la croix and records

“Man that person over there sure does buy a lot of records”

“she drinks a lot of la croix too”
“Oh yeah that’s Sessa dean dawg”

by Smallkrunch69 July 7, 2019