you are sheet!

Stating that a person, place, or thing is shit. Derrogatory term. To be said with a heavy accent.

Wow I'm cool.

*Bob does your girlfriend*

BOB, You are sheet!

by Bizzlefoshizzle February 3, 2004

fo' sheezy

Fo sheezy is a pimptizzle term-izzle made by snoopdizzle. Shiz.

Fo SHEEZY MAH BRUTHA!!!

by Jobo the Hobo June 23, 2005

skeetz min-pin

skeetz- 1. A nickname created by a man for himself.
2. See also skeetz.
min-pin- 1. A breed of dog; greater than a chihauhua lesser than a bulldog.
2. A slang term for the male human;see "dawg"

skeetz min-pin- 1. A male human dawg, skeetz.

That bulldog "lippyfied" skeetz min-pin.
That skeetz min-pin, ran off with my bone.
She was jaded by the one and only skeetz min-pin!

by Lippyfied December 9, 2008

sheet slayer

A guy who wakes up the morning after hooking up with a girl to find a blood stain on his bed.

"James found out he was a sheet slayer the morning after he brought Meagan to his room."

by jadaal21 January 25, 2009

sheet cred

Respect between writers, or of readers for a writer, based on the quality and substance of their writing. Amount of writing published or number of copies sold can be, but isn't necessarily, a factor, as quantity is not always indicative of value.

I don't care how prolific he is or how many copies he's sold, James Patterson has no sheet cred. He's good at driving plot, but that's about it.

by formicah February 21, 2011

Sheet jumper

A thirsty female who masturbates using her rolled up sheet.

She hasn't gotten laid in so long she's probably on that sheet jumper status at this point.

by MC.bambi25 December 27, 2014

Sheet Swallowing

A common form of BDSM where the male ejaculates onto the bed sheet, then proceeds to shove the ejaculated on sheet into her mouth using his penis. She then sucks the semen off of the bed sheet.

Natalie and her boyfriends favourite thing to do in bed is sheet swallowing.

by Corbinbigdick March 9, 2015