Shag and Dip

The Acts Of Jack S

Everyone know who Shag and Dip is right?

by TheDefinester May 13, 2025

Shag

Plural of shag, a British term for the act of fornication popularized worldwide by the Austin Powers films. “Do I make you horny baby? Would you like to shag me? Because I’ve got an absolutely massive thick veiny cock that I’d love to shove right up your sopping wet cunt. Oh behave!” — Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery (1997).

Wanna shag?

by JohanniFar December 12, 2022

Royal Shag

Royal Shag is a really, really good shag session. Like better your average Tuesday night common shag. Also, a shag with an actual royal.

Well, not everyone gets a royal shag....sometimes it's just a common shag

by HiggsOfBoson July 25, 2023

shag

What lewis does to georges sexy mum

Maria: Lewis do u want to shag
Lewis: yes bend over and let me smash your asshole in, then i will penetrate your punani and give u a russian flashbang

Maria squirts litres and lewis cums in her eyes and claps her ears repeatedly

by HDcutz August 13, 2023

Shagging

The process of sexual intercourse following courtship. Originates from the Swiss valley of Lötschental where bachelors known as Tschäggättä are said to have roamed the valley looking for single women to court.

Tschäggättä find die Madli dies abig or in English 'the bachelors are shagging the girls tonight'

by International_biscuit September 17, 2023

lemme shag

to let someone hit or let someone smash.

HIM: lemme shag

HER: what does that mean?

HIM: lemme hit.
HER: absolutely not! (blocked)

by kdotgzz May 26, 2024

Shrimpy shag

When you give a nice guy a chance and he lets you down, biblically speaking. Waste of time, unsatisfying sex.

“When it’s not the big hulking meaty burrito you were craving”

Stacy: How was your date last night?!
Stacy’s mom: Total shrimpy shag..can’t believe I let him inside the house (and me). He just seemed soo nice! Sorry girl, no step dad for you.. yet.

by Loscantaritosburritos March 17, 2024