diet seven-up 

the shizit.

dealer: want some coke?
kid: nah. i got diet seven up.

diet seven-up by thisworkspranay October 25, 2003

stage seven clinger 

above stage six clinger, the girl who's virginity was taken by you and wont give up the fact that the relationship wont ever exist, yet she tries to be friends with every girl you try to hook up with and won't leave you alone

m: yo bro, your girl is creepin me out

j: yeah i know bro, she is a straight stage seven clinger

stage seven clinger by brobrohoe May 9, 2011

threw a seven 

Came to an untimely end. Booked a last minute ticket across the River Styx. Jumped the queue at the pearly gates.

Snodgrass was only 37 when, on the golf course, he threw a seven. It nearly put me off my putt.

threw a seven by mockschmock December 15, 2006

Thirteen thirty-seven 

What non-members of 1337speak subcultures hear when they read 1337.

Non-geek: i <3 dr.j
Geek: Yeah... 5h3 1z t3h 1337 roxx0rz!
Non-geek: uhh ok
...
Non-geek: I don't even know what we are talking about anymore.
Geek: Did you read 1337 or thirteen thirty-seven?
Non-geek: uhh the second one.
Geek: Oh, well check this out: 1337. The third definition should spell it out for you.

Thirteen thirty-seven by khanh93 February 17, 2010

Eight six seven five three oh nine 

Hey
Jenny Jenny who can I turn to?
You give me something I can hold on to
I know you'll think I'm like the others before
Who saw your name and number on the wall
Jenny I've got your number
I need to make you mine
Jenny don't change your number
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Jenny Jenny you're the girl for me
Oh, you don't know me but you make me so happy
I tried to call you before but I lost my nerve
I tried my imagination but I was disturbed
Jenny I've got your number
I need to make you mine
Jenny don't change your number
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
I got it (I got it) I got it
I got your number on the wall
I got it (I got it) I got it
For a good time, for a good time call

Hey, Jenny don't change your number
I need to make you mine
Jenny I've called your number
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Jenny Jenny who can I turn to

(Eight six seven five three oh nine)
For the price of a dime I can always turn to you

(Eight six seven five three oh nine)
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine (five three oh nine)
Eight six seven five three oh nine (five three oh nine)
Eight six seven five three oh nine (five three oh nine)
Eight six seven five three oh nine (five three oh nine)

Eight six seven five three oh nine by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker May 14, 2021

Sober Seven

a girl that you think is hot when you have had a few beers, yet when you are sober she is only marginally attractive

- Dude, I hooked up with such a hot girl!
- Bro, she was only 'ok'. She was a Sober Seven!
or Cinderella at Disney Orlando

Sober Seven by your boy yo! January 10, 2010

Secret Seven 

The incredible ability of self pollution seven times in a day. Secret as it could be a tad embarrassing.

I whipped off the Famous Five by dinner and quietly went about the Secret Seven in the latter stages of the day. I was chucking salt by the ene but Enid was proud.

Secret Seven by Dan Das Welt Man June 19, 2019