Shitting on’ kids

“Jizzing in the toilet, and then preceding to shit into the toilet.”

“Wayne can I use your bathroom?”
“Yeah but, I haven’t flushed it in 4 weeks. The water authority shut my water off and I broke my supply line for “the shitter” “
“Okay, should I just run to sheets since you’re poor?”
“No it’s okay you can shit on my shit”
“Okay, what’s this white funk”
“That’s my kids you can shit on them”
“Damn I never knew how much I would enjoy shitting on’ kids!”

by Wankertrickles66 January 10, 2022

Scringing

Jerking off while you are asleep.

Dalton "Im not feeling good today"

Nick "You were scringing last night weren't you?"

Dalton "I think I was, I woke up with cum all over my pants."

by ToxicWaste26 December 10, 2021

shittingonlukee

shitting on lukee

HOLY FUCK! GABI IS SHITTINGONLUKEE !

by real reese lukee hater tru December 12, 2021

Shitting on kaz day

March 16th shitting on kaz day!

Kaz: makes a hc
People: FUCK YOU THIS SUCKS
This is shitting on kaz day

by Glitch_Flame March 16, 2022

shitting elixer

When it feels like your opponent in clash Royale has infinite elixer

How did he put a mega knight and a e giant so fast he’s shitting elixer!

by Shitting elixer March 29, 2022

shitting my dick

are you being for real

Vivian are you shitting my dick

by cowboygoldfish April 18, 2022

shitting gummy bears

Being a victim of an unfortunate situation that you haven’t foreseen. Being taken by surprise.

Oh my god, I’m shitting gummy bears, my computer just stopped working as I was doing a livestream for 300 people…

by 5m4r7y April 28, 2022