Cat Scratch Fever

When you cozy up with someone that doesn't use proper hygiene, they carry certain bugs that jump on you and take up residence.

That kitty next door sure can purr, but she gave me Cat Scratch Fever!

by Magarat October 22, 2009

scratching

scratching is itching your body ! !!!!! !!

was he scratching?? ??

no one does that to my friend!!!!11!1111?????///

by funky splitter doodle sQuaRed May 13, 2005

Scratched like toast

when you get paid out and have no comeback

"oo dude you got scratched like toast"

by jackmoot October 3, 2007

Scratching the record

Verb. When a girl goes to town on herself.

Even the Beastie Boys stand no chance when she's scratching the record.

by Fstyle9 April 8, 2017

scratchless

To not ever be found engaging in routine denial, distortion, conflation and omissions of facts and truth in order to further a political agenda(s). To be guilty of such acts is to be termed a 'Scratcher', as they are attempting to scratch out truth. Scratchers generally belong to Leftist groups i.e - Feminists, Black Lives Matter campaigners, Socialists, Cultural Liberals/Marxists, Socialists, Labour supporters, a large majority of University professors and lecturers, and so forth. Jeremy Corbyn is the biggest Scratcher in the UK at the moment.

"This guy is scratchless!! He speaks with reason and truth, referring often to proven facts as a source of evidence to support his claims. Thankfully, he's unlike a lot of these politically correct left wing scratchers from the world of Narnia who will violently scream and cry if you say or do something they don't like. In my Student Union, they've reserved special rooms called 'Safe Zones' where one can only enter as long as they follow a tyrannical left wing code of politically correct behaviour. They've 'scratched out' my freedom to think and speak in there so if I want to socialise I have to go off campus to the Lamb and Shoulder for a pint!'.

by aldo09 June 15, 2017

Scratch

The word for the little pieces of weed left at the bottom of bag of weed.

Mikey: Yo bro could you sell me an eight?

Josh: Yeah man but the thing is I only have scratch left.

Mikey: it’s all good just run it for the low

Josh: bet.

Mikey: betski

by NSAisWATCHING November 3, 2017

Scratcher scratcher

Something unique to you for scratching scratchers

Hey where the fuck is my god damn scratcher scratcher

by original hefe December 28, 2019