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Emotional Sack

The “Emotional Sack” is a theoretical organ, which can be located anywhere within human anatomy (although primarily in the abdomen). This sack can become inflamed due to a need for attention, presenting with pain and/or swelling to the general location of the sack (with a 17:1 female to male ratio). In extreme cases the sack can rupture causing erratic symptoms in unbalanced patients. Finally, the emotional sack atrophy, leaving a once compassionate caregiver with an inhibited sense of empathy (which can sometimes result as cynicism).

*These findings are the culmination of 18 years of medical practice and research by Dr. Conquistador.*
The patient presented to the ER complaining of abdominal pain, it was found that she had an inflamed emotional sack.
by Dr. Conquistador March 19, 2011
mugGet the Emotional Sackmug.

slap sacks

Two guys penetrating one girls vagina and ass at the same time and their balls slap against each other
Hey Ernie..want to slap sacks with dorthory?
by ling69 November 9, 2013
mugGet the slap sacksmug.

Wicked Sack

A person, usually male, who shows through some daring deed or antagonistic word-play, that they are truly weighed down by the size of their metaphorical testicles.

Daring, to the point of being foolhardy, confrontational or overtly aggressive.

An excessive amount of confidence.
""Dude, you put a live wolverine in your pop's Liquor cabinet the morning of the Super Bowl? You got some wicked sack!"

(you knock over a 350 pound biker's harley and spit in his face) "Boy, you got some Wicked Sack!!!"
by Dinglederryydoo July 5, 2012
mugGet the Wicked Sackmug.

sack the Sak

What you say when something isn't right in Smash Bros, such as the exclusion of a character you all want, the addition of stupid items or changing the Final Smash of a character (e.g. Giga Bowser not being playable.)
WTF? Ridley and Piranha Plant got in the Smash roster, but not Waluigi? I say Sack the Sak, he's being a dick
by Smith69420 January 23, 2019
mugGet the sack the Sakmug.

Soup Sack

When a mans testicles become soft, sweaty, and cling to the inside of his thighs. Often occurs simultaneously with Swamp Ass
"The warm summer weather was causing Timmy to develop a nasty case of soup sack."
by BoogleSmith December 2, 2013
mugGet the Soup Sackmug.

noah sacks

by noahsackslover420 April 24, 2023
mugGet the noah sacksmug.

Sack Rack

When a guy gets kicked, hit, or otherwise sustains pain to the groin area.
Sally kicked Jimmy in the balls. "That was a sack rack".
by jspoke73 March 14, 2011
mugGet the Sack Rackmug.

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