START ROWING OR START SWIMMING

Your either with us, or you are on your own.

Person A: "Brenda really doesn't like the new rules"

Person B "Then she needs to start rowing or start swimming"

by It'sastupiditypandemic May 20, 2024

START ROWING OR START SWIMMING

Get with it or get out.

Person A: "I don't like these new rules"
Person B: " Well start rowing or start swimming."

by It'sastupiditypandemic May 20, 2024

Swimming Duck

A pre-ejaculatory liquid that is clear and slides out of a man's urethra and onto his shaft. it rolls off like water off a ducks back; highly viscous pre-ejaculatory seminal fluid.

Joe had a lot of swimming duck in his pants today. Did you see that, Cheryl?

by JewCorner March 04, 2022

Compton Swim Meet

What you'd call the unflushed shit in your toilet after defecating.

Rob: yo imma call u back later i gotta go drop da lil kids off at the compton swim meet

by WillieStroker March 15, 2010

swim champ

The sperm that won the race and turned out to be a clueless human.

You just tripped over your own shoelace swim champ.

by digital_poi November 09, 2015

Ozark Swim-Up Bar

When two people who identify as male are having consensual sex with a person who identifies as female and one of the males leaves the woman freshly creampied in her vagina the other man comes up while she’s in the doggy position. And he creampies her asshole.

Holy shit you pulled an ozark swim-up bar with Darryl last night?

by MooseKnucklesDeep July 17, 2023

swimming pool hotdog

when the buns are a little bit soggy

i gave stacy a swimming pool hotdog

by rennepenne December 04, 2023