a duck story is a story (often told in song) where a duck trolls a human! most famous examples The Duck Song, The Duck Song 2 and The Duck Song 3! Alot of People like memeing duck stories and adding their own creative mix! Now new duck stories arnt all that common anymore but it was still good while we watched it!
kid: tell me the duck story
person: the duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand "hey! got any grapes?"
person: the duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand "hey! got any grapes?"
by tsar obama October 26, 2020
Get the duck storymug. When someone's telling a story and lies, and then gets called out. The liar then proceeds to backtrack, change the story, and lie some more to fit the new narrative
This guy was telling me the biggest lie, and when I called him out on it, he totally denied it, changed the story too! The Story Swerving was unreal, I think I got whiplash
by inner ninja June 18, 2016
Get the Story Swervingmug. Animated stories are said to be real. It's unkown if it is fake or real. But using my brain and research online. IT IS FAKE. It's clickbait and really far fetched stories that are fun to react to and make fun of. DONT SEND YOUR PERSONAL STORIES THEY MIGHT TAKE UR INFO THEY MIGHT ALSO NOT ANIMATE IT.
Regan: have you heard of these animated stories
Sam: those fake stories? yah dont watch it u will lose braincells.
Regan: yah i know
Sam: those fake stories? yah dont watch it u will lose braincells.
Regan: yah i know
by stupid10yearold November 24, 2020
Get the animated storiesmug. Makes you horny.
It was a late Friday afternoon, and I was walking with my BFF, Chelsea. We walked all the way home, and as soon as I locked the door, she stripped off my clothes. She said she was horny, and started fingering me. " A-ahhh" I moaned, my pussy tightening. She started playing with my tits and then we shambled to the sofa. We did 69, her mouth clinging on to my pussy. She started moaning too, and I sucked on her tits. "Like that?" I asked. "Y-yes mommy..." We lay on top of each other, and then I get off the couch and start eating her out. She screams, "I'M GONNA CUM!!!" I feel the wet, sticky liquid pour out into my mouth. I swallow all of it, and then we start oral, our tongues swirling against each other. We lay there. "Round two, Chelsea?"
It was a late Friday afternoon, and I was walking with my BFF, Chelsea. We walked all the way home, and as soon as I locked the door, she stripped off my clothes. She said she was horny, and started fingering me. " A-ahhh" I moaned, my pussy tightening. She started playing with my tits and then we shambled to the sofa. We did 69, her mouth clinging on to my pussy. She started moaning too, and I sucked on her tits. "Like that?" I asked. "Y-yes mommy..." We lay on top of each other, and then I get off the couch and start eating her out. She screams, "I'M GONNA CUM!!!" I feel the wet, sticky liquid pour out into my mouth. I swallow all of it, and then we start oral, our tongues swirling against each other. We lay there. "Round two, Chelsea?"
by Rheabirdshavetakenover May 13, 2023
Get the Sex Storymug. by veryhornyperson September 25, 2021
Get the nsfw storymug. Lauren tells Mike and John this story "this one time i was at a wedding and my uncle gave me some rum and coke and then later that night he was next to my parents and looked at me and said, how do you like that rum and coke?"
Mike and John say "Jackson Story"
Mike and John say "Jackson Story"
by John Letts January 22, 2008
Get the jackson storymug. When you sleep with a woman that you may not find hot, but it makes a great story for the boys. Like an older lady, a waitress, midgets, ethnic.
I totally story fucked the snot out of my boss's receptionist last night in the supply closet. She wasn't hot but it was a blast.
by NelsonM August 10, 2005
Get the Story Fuckmug.