its is a person who a temp teacher called wagar and appears to be stoned but is a intelligent person
by stonerwasti October 5, 2011
Get the stoner wagarmug. occurs when an individual on marijuana starts making assumptions that they believe are in fact true. Stoner science is usually characterized by many illusory correlations i.e., when the stoned individual believes that two events are related when in reality they are not.
Example 1: the stoned individual believes that since his dog is stoned and passed out by the water bowl, his dog is happy. In reality, the dog has passed out because he is experiencing marijuana toxicity and probably is not happy about being poisoned.
Stoner: "Hey man, Ruggles is so happy after those bong rips he passed out before he could nosh on some dog munchies. Hell yea!"
Example 2: the stoned individual believes that since he is not as fat as his fatter friend, he can metabolize marijuana more efficiently and get more stoned. In reality, the "stoned" individual purchased lower-grade marijuana and "feels" very high because of a placebo effect, buyer's remorse, or incompetence.
Fat Guy Stoner: "Hey man, I took 3 bong rips and I am not that high. What's up with that?"
Stoner: "You don't feel anything because you are fat. Don't get mad, it's just science".
Fat Guy Stoner: "Really?" "Because that sounds like some Stoner science."
Stoner: "Hey man, Ruggles is so happy after those bong rips he passed out before he could nosh on some dog munchies. Hell yea!"
Example 2: the stoned individual believes that since he is not as fat as his fatter friend, he can metabolize marijuana more efficiently and get more stoned. In reality, the "stoned" individual purchased lower-grade marijuana and "feels" very high because of a placebo effect, buyer's remorse, or incompetence.
Fat Guy Stoner: "Hey man, I took 3 bong rips and I am not that high. What's up with that?"
Stoner: "You don't feel anything because you are fat. Don't get mad, it's just science".
Fat Guy Stoner: "Really?" "Because that sounds like some Stoner science."
by THLO June 21, 2012
Get the Stoner sciencemug. dude, slow down, i don't know why you have to be such a bouncy stoner.. ..(sigh).. your irritating..
by IM isissisisisiss dean October 6, 2010
Get the Bouncy stonermug. When corner hitting, The corner that the weed is being hit the most is the most burned. The weed changes color according to how much it is burned.
From the corner being hit it goes as follows.
White
Gray
Black
yellowish green (the part that is barely touched by fire)
Lastly green (weed that has not been burnt yet.
From the corner being hit it goes as follows.
White
Gray
Black
yellowish green (the part that is barely touched by fire)
Lastly green (weed that has not been burnt yet.
by CharlesFly August 15, 2011
Get the stoners rainbowmug. A person who watches others get stoned and cant get stoned, either because he's on probation or because..he doesn't want to or whatever.
living vicariously through other stoners.
living vicariously through other stoners.
guy 1- yo man, whats up with greg?"
guy 2- he's sitting over there with us but he aint gettin high"
guy 3- hes on probo, yo, yunno, just one'a them vicarious stoners"
all- ohhhhhh, dig."
guy 2- he's sitting over there with us but he aint gettin high"
guy 3- hes on probo, yo, yunno, just one'a them vicarious stoners"
all- ohhhhhh, dig."
by cattyboombatty March 2, 2014
Get the vicarious stonermug. A person not necessarily a stoner , but its a lot of sweets and junk food like your stereotypical stoner.
by TheLettersYouWrote July 13, 2016
Get the Stoner Dietmug. Someone who smokes because they do not conform to popular society. They sometimes try to smoke with other smokers but are normally made fun of during the process.
by hack_axle December 9, 2008
Get the skibby stonermug.