Squeezing Teabags

When you're banging a chick, and you insert your scrotum into both her vagina and her anus, while she squeezes on them.

Man, I was with my girlfriend yesterday and she started squeezing teabags, it was intense.

by Gazelle Attacker August 19, 2006

cheese and squeeze

When you fart into someone else's vagina and they queef the fart back out.

Me and Mandy got drunk last night and did the cheese and squeeze. My mattress will never be the same.

by Jesus of the Squeezus July 7, 2017

Squeeze n slide

This can be used to describe the moment when you put toothpaste on your toothbrush and then go to wet it, but the toothpaste slips of and slides down the drain leaving you with nothing but wet bristles.

Dude 1: “Haha your toothpaste just fell off your toothbrush”
Dude 2: “Ahh yeah it was a squeeze n slide”

by elamenapee March 28, 2020

Squeeze

Making really good food. Food that tastes so good

Omg bro that good is totally squeeze. Wow this is squeeze what’s the recipe

by Beccared February 20, 2022

Lemon Squeeze

The act of squirting lemon juice into ones vagina, causing immense discomfort and burning while having sex.

"Yo bro I lemon squeezed my girl last night, she was screaming and itching all night"
"Sweet dog, me next?"

by jsmith33334 April 28, 2025

Squeezed lemon

Something that is missing the most important element

"your PowerPoint presentation is a squeezed lemon"

by J3ll-y October 31, 2020

Go Go Squeeze

Tube with gay cream

I eat go go squeeze

by The_Rando January 7, 2022