A female whose beauty can not be measured due to how hot they are. This beauty is typically defined by sexual characteristics and is thought to only exist in certain areas, but most will say it’s a mythical creature or fantasy.
I spotted the ultimate squeeze at the University of Tennessee.
The ultimate squeeze does not exist lower your standards.
The ultimate squeeze does not exist lower your standards.
by Jxmperzz June 26, 2023
Get the Ultimate Squeezemug. Frozen kool-aid or fruit juice in a plastic or styrofoam cup, usually sold by the local candy lady in the neighborhood.
Mike: I'm going to the candy lady house to get a pineapple squeeze cup !
Red: Okay, bring me a pineapple squeeze cup and two pickle eggs.
Red: Okay, bring me a pineapple squeeze cup and two pickle eggs.
by Real Phacts June 27, 2020
Get the Squeeze cupmug. When you're banging a chick, and you insert your scrotum into both her vagina and her anus, while she squeezes on them.
by Gazelle Attacker August 19, 2006
Get the Squeezing Teabagsmug. Example One;
Paul: *pulls Johns hair*
John: Yo Paul you’re a fucking dick squeeze for that
Example Two;
Nickolas: Oh shit I had the grinder in my pocket the whole time
Daniel: how didn’t you realize it was in your pocket you fucking dick squeeze
Paul: *pulls Johns hair*
John: Yo Paul you’re a fucking dick squeeze for that
Example Two;
Nickolas: Oh shit I had the grinder in my pocket the whole time
Daniel: how didn’t you realize it was in your pocket you fucking dick squeeze
by Coupeex150 January 2, 2024
Get the dick squeezemug. What a boobs-living dude's lustful gaze "sees printed" on the portion of a buxom gal's shirt-front that's being "obviously held out" by da gal's huge juicy gazongas that dwell beneath.
Just because a chick happens to possess exceptionally-bountiful chest-pillowz doesn't mean dat she's consciously or intentionally "presenting" or "offering" them to you for use as "stress orbs" or dat she wants you to knead them like Play-Doh... they're merely part of her body; she's not holding them out there in a "Pleeze squeeze theeze" gesture!
by QuacksO May 2, 2019
Get the Pleeze squeeze theezemug. The moves you make to compact your body so you can squeeze through a large crowd of people to get outside, to a bathroom, to the bedroom, etc. Common at house parties and concerts.
There was at least 70 people at that party. I had to party squeeze my way through the crowd just to get to bathroom, which was broken, like usual.
by Slasha26 May 18, 2011
Get the Party squeezemug. Similar to a wake and bake, it is the act of enjoying your weed in the morning accompanied by freshly squeezed orange juice.
Person 1: "hey Mike, you need to get up and change for work"
Person 2: "okay, I'm going to squeeze-n-wheeze first"
Person 2: "okay, I'm going to squeeze-n-wheeze first"
by Dirty hoodlatch 69 February 25, 2018
Get the Squeeze-n-wheezemug.