sonic

sonic is a hedgehog that runs fast, for his witchcraft he was burned at the stake, when he survived he was crucified,after he survived that he was hung and finally, killed many people celebrate his death on the 4th Thursday of November commonly referred to as Thanksgiving.

Johnny: This year I am thankful for-

Random person: Ya wanna know what I'm thankful for?! The execution of sonic during the Salem witch trials!

Johnny: wha-?

random person:(throws something down on the for and disappears)

Johnny: WHAT DA FUUUUCK!!!!

by wigger451 February 10, 2023

sonic Archie comics

Sonic the hedgehog comics that are now discontinued under the Archie licensing.

Most sonic fans view back fondly on it despite its many issues with its writing, characters and honestly everything about it.

Quite the strangest piece of official sonic ever. All thanks to Ken penders

“I loved the sonic Archie comics as a kid… read em again recently… I had forgotten the atrocities..”

by TheSwagsterr February 20, 2023

sonic fanboys

people who hate sonic more than anything and will bitch abt every minor detail in a new game no matter how good it is and when you tell them how toxic they are they cry to any moderator around and they will ban you

they are also one of the bad people in the lgbtq community if you disagree with a ship that is very unlikely no matter how nice you say it you're automatically homophobic

sonic fanboys- sonic frontiers uses the same model as forces this game will be shit!
normal human- its literally a model you dumbass

by hype manta October 12, 2023

Sonic adventure 7

Cool game on game boy color that was ruined by hollyleaf

Sonic adventure 7 Is the best game👻

by Smm2lover29383837454363 October 29, 2023

Sonic peculiar parallels

A concept of a sonic the hedgehog fangame that is a hard W.I.P. as the creator,sparkle_gelatine has done less than a quarter of what they intend to do for the concept art,the game will have 7 playable characters,sonic,tails,knuckles,eggman,shadow,mecha sonic and classical.exe_minus as a reward character for beating the game,the story consists of sonic and tails jumping through dimensions while being hunted by two foes,R.I.S.K. Which stands for really intelligent sonic killer,a rouge robot made by eggman,and classical.exe_minus,the silly new rival of sonic from the minus dimension.the game was created by sparkle_gelatine but there’s a lot of doubt it’ll be finished

Sonic peculiar parallels is not complete yet

by Sparkle_gelatine November 3, 2023

sonic 2ed

When you're in a water level in Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (Genesis) and you're about to drown, but that dumb bastard Tails decides he'll snag the last air bubble.

You: "Well Tails took the last air bubble, guess I'll die"

Your friend: "You just got Sonic 2ed my guy"

by Sussy gut November 4, 2023

Sonic Adventure 2 Battle

The re-release of the original dream cast game, which changed the Chao garden and ruined it for everyone by changing the dark Chao garden, removing the mountain, the cave, the cage and the tree branch and instead made the garden bland . It also revamped the Chao nursery, in which the principle is not actually the principle and the real principle is a grey statue in the background

Sonic Adventure 2 Battle:
Person 1: So did you talk to the principle in the Chao nursery
Person 2: Yes, but that Grey statue creeps me out!

by Masterg1 November 7, 2023