Smacked Out

when you take your xbox/ps/pc to a festival

are you smacked out lad

by JohnSmokesPlayers September 03, 2021

Smacking sillies

Doing the deed, getting busy, hitting the nasty, getting jiggy, having sex, fucking.

Jenny and Me were smacking sillies like hyenas on crack last night.

by karma-sutra February 24, 2012

pendulum smack

After gravity has taken it's toll upon the male genitalia a man can now use his scrotum and testicles as a wreaking ball. Assuming he has two, one needs to bounce back into the other testicle sending it hurdling towards the desired object. Thus the pendulum effect.

Bro: How did you get that hole in your bathroom wall?

You: I realized I forgot a towel when I got out of the shower so I was going to helicopter myself dry with my giant schlong but I accidentally pendulum smacked the wall.

Bro: Ouch!

by Mr.Al January 16, 2015

hole smacking

1. Specifically referring to the act of smacking a flaccid penis on a vagina or anus.

(Trying to play pool with a wet rope.)

I couldn't get completely hard so I ended up doing about 45 seconds of hole smacking and then I asked her to make me a sandwich.

by deadsleepdead May 16, 2014

Smack dog

Another name used in Liverpool for an individual who smoke smack ,Bobby ,gear

Proper smack dog him lad

by Davey mort November 24, 2021

smack-thought

(n.)A phrase or a verbal insult to use against someone or something but never actually said to the person in context, occasionally used in anecdotes.

Guy1:So he told me to go to the office and i was like, no how about you go screw your mother you jackass.
Guy2:Wow, did you really say that?
Guy1:No it was just a smack-thought, but could you imagine?
Guy2.Lol

by Iamnottom Robinson February 13, 2008

Smack Noodle

The most unattractive piece of ass (human) you have ever seen!

3rd"Damn! That B**** is Smack Noodle bro!

by Silly bittch May 30, 2017