Honest Shitter

A person who goes to the bathroom in school to actually shit and not use their phone

Me: John, why do you never use your phone in the bathroom?
John: I'm an honest shitter, I need to actually let it all out

by MikeyD25 October 13, 2016

Shitter

A stupid or unfortunate person

Guy 1. Omg you can’t do that. You’re a shitter.

Guy 2. Shut up

by Hdbeojsgaijdbdjfuudjd April 18, 2021

Bed Shitter

A man women child, or animal that shits on the bed. May or may not like being shamed for it in a sexual way, but is always shamed for it in a sexual way.

"Youre a naughty little bed shitter are'nt you bitch?"

by Being11355 May 22, 2020

Shitter Chatter

Short-form conversations that take place inside lavatories or porta potties amongst 2 or more people while or between dumping or long urinations.

John got to know Austin's background and interests through a 5-minute shitter chatter conversation. They soon became best friends after their trip to the bathroom.

by abpoopy January 19, 2023

Dick shitter

Annoying, obnoxious, asshole of a person.

I was driving and then this dick shitter cut me off

by Olliedoesiswin August 6, 2022

Phantom Shitter investigators

A team of lads formed in Ambleside to , investigate, capture and detain an infamous Phantom Shitter. Identifiable by their unique badges, they were created to protect small towns from lesser-common shower shitters, and defend the community. Each team contains one Phantom Shitter Inspector, who inspects the crime scene after a report.

The Phantom Shitter Investigators are on the hunt in Ambleside.

by JellyMeadow77 July 27, 2023

Litter Shitter

The title bestowed upon someone who participates in the practice of defecating in the cat litter tray so as not to miss a crucial moment in a televised live sporting event by leaving the room to visit the bathroom.

"Dude, I seriously need a shit but I just know the Broncos are gunna score a touchdown as soon as I leave the room".
"Don't sweat it Bro, just curl one out in the cat litter tray and clean it up after the game".
"Seriously Dude"?
"Yeah no problem, I do it all the time when watching the game, your eyes never need to leave the TV. I'm a regular Litter Shitter".

by The Shanners August 22, 2016