Serio

For reals , Is that so. Telling me the truth. Seriously

I'm Serio, I want to go to that party tonight

by Katrina November 16, 2004

For serious

Meaning: are you being serious? Is this for real?

Pam: I won tickets for us to the Atreyu concert tonight!
Alex: For serious? That's awesome!

by Alexis Darling October 7, 2008

serious testicle

a game of catch where as the ball is being thrown the person doing the throwing says testicle. whoever laughs first is the testicle.
invented by anders and jac

Serious testicle is an awesome game.

by jac and anders October 24, 2004

BMW 3 series

Originating from the BMW 2002, the 3 series has set the standard for sports sedan category, and remains to be an excellent machine today. Many other companies have made cars that can compete, but BMW still provides the best driving experience hands down, and regularly wins in comparisons against the competition. Although near the entry level for BMW, a stripped 335 convertible will be at least $50,000. Also known for being hated on by those who cannot afford it, similar to most other expensive foreign cars. But, as an owner, I would highly recommend this car to everyone, as its quite fast, gets amazing gas mileage, and in 5 years of ownership, I have yet to do anything besides routine maintenance.

Hater: "Wow, you have a BMW, you must be a total asshole!"
BMW Driver: "Don't be angry because your car is a pile - rather, you should judge people on their personality, rather than superficial traits or items"
Hater: "Dick!"
BMW Driver: "Ah, well, its not my fault you're an idiot"

Person 1: "I've been looking at the BMW 3 series - i've heard that they're an amazing car"
BMW Driver: "Yeah, they look amazing, drive great, get amazing gas mileage, and have an amazing maintenance plan - BMW will play for anything for the first four years"
Person 1: "Damn, that sure beats my American POS thats been to the shop five times in the first year of ownership, is ugly, and gets terrible mileage"

by TheDictionKing May 28, 2009

serias

Alternative to "serious". Used in a humorous context.

Dudes I am serias!

by aMac December 15, 2002

Serious business

The shits.

Mike had some serious business after he ate from that sketchy ass Taco Bell.

by kid slicc March 1, 2018

Lets get serious

A remark in response to an exaggerated statement or obviously inaccurate

Kenny(5'4", white): hey Brad, lets go ball so I can dunk on you.

Brad: You, dunk on me??? Lets get serious.

Kenny: I just put up 650 on the bench today.
Brad: lets get serious.

by Kenny Erwin November 25, 2007