Semen Goblin

1. A child

a. A product of semen

b. Semen created it

c. A new human
2. An excited aroused… person?

a. A person who is really excited to partake in semen consumption

b. A person who acts like a goblin in the presence of semen

c. Semen enthusiast

She acted like a semen goblin as soon as we were alone

by Abner Anly April 15, 2023

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《¤》You《¤》Can《¤》Only《¤》Use《¤》Your《¤》Eyes《¤》As《¤》A《¤》Sperm《¤》And 《¤》Semen《¤》Mix《¤》Called《¤》Lungs《¤》

by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 7, 2025

semen oyster

A semen oyster is a disgusting lolcow who just sits in his room and masturbates all day. He doesn't move like an oyster and there is semen all over his room, hence the name semen oyster. He can be milked for his lolcow pearls and is more often than not a tranny.

All that pedophile does is masturbate in his room all day! He's a fucking disgusting semen oyster!

by Hunter Biden January 22, 2024

Semen

If you eat too much peanut butter, yours will taste like peanuts.

Mom: Stop eating semen!

Me: Why?

Mom: Because I have to kiss you goodnight later!

Me: *Eats more semen*

by Dr: Mantits May 12, 2022

semen slurper

A woman/girl who wants semen from men.

Sydney is a semen slurper, all she wants is semen from men.

by anonymous November 24, 2023

Pure Semen

When the song's production is so good that listening to it is as satisfying as busting a nut in your bitch.

"Bjork's 'Cocoon' is pure semen to my ears"

by j@mbo February 25, 2021

Everlasting semen stopper

Do a blew chew and coke, while getting a blowjob with a gobbstopper in her mouth.

I got wired at the party , and she gave an everlasting semen stopper. I never busted.

by Snowynostril October 26, 2025