Save a mattress, fuck a watermelon

When you’re playing fortnite and you lose a 1v1 when you shouldn’t have

Can’t believe I lost that man, “Save a mattress, fuck a watermelon” dude

by 3of3irish December 23, 2022

Can This Marriage Be Saved?

in which each half of a couple in a troubled marriage explains the problem, and a marriage counselor explains the solutions offered in counseling and the outcome

A long-running Ladies' Home Journal column that started in 1953, called "Can This Marriage Be Saved?," features real-life couples and the

by SPrice1980 April 22, 2023

Captain save a ho

Wanting to be a super muhfucka but end up looking like a dumbass.

Exp; *Random person getting jump*

*they friend come up*

friend: yall not finna jump my dawg.

*one of the person jumping his friend*

Jumper 1: yo ass wanna be captain save a ho so bad.

Jumper 2: exactly

by OgBadbitty June 20, 2025

Saving

Saving is used to describe a person that watches discord all day and has no life

Oh did you see (name) He/she is saving again

by SavDevv December 11, 2022

swindon saves

When your mate hands you a rollup smoked down to the filter

Oi, that's Swindon saves

by sanandreas May 6, 2025

Save The World

The one good gamemode of fortnite that epic have slowed development of

hey bro, wanna play some Save the world?
NaH, iM tOo bUsY cRaNkiNg 90s tO pLaY a gOoD gAmE.

by 😳 sus!!!1! February 24, 2021

save-whore

One who abuses the save system of a video game or the save-state system of an emulator to the extent that any challenge of playing the game is gone.

An individual who is especially prone to the dreaded death loop caused by saving in an impossible situation.

Notorious for making mario romhack LPs, where the save-state function of an emulator dominates and ruins any worth the video had.

retsupurae: "I'm just enjoying the jump - miss - save state - jump - miss - save state" (in reference to a video that had ridiculous amounts of save-whoring.)

Geoff has effectively ruined Far Cry 2 by saving his progress every second, until the final time when he panic saved whilst being crushed by a safari jeep.

Skyrim is a very save-whore friendly game, but is so fun that a real challenge is not necessary to enjoy it.

by Dashir December 7, 2012