Sage

(n) The best herb money can buy

"Dude did you get that awful shit again?"
"Naw I got that sage!"

by gotyosage March 19, 2009

safety curtain

The hyman. Refers to the hard curtain lowered at theatres during set changes, where the labia are the stage curtains.

I was the first to lift her safety curtain and enter centre-stage.

by Web Willy April 7, 2003

Safety Rope

Slang for Marijuana. Used in conjunction with Safety Meetings.

Hey man, we're about to have a safety meeting. You got any safety rope?

by Rub October 20, 2004

Sagebrush Jew

A slang term or insult for Mormons, it plays on the fact that many of them live in Utah, Nevada, and other Western Desert states and that some of their stereotypical financial and social practices mirror those of Jews.

Robert is Mormon, lives in a Million Dollar house in Salt Lake and drives a Lexus. What a Sagebrush Jew.

by Arctic Wasp November 4, 2010

Living in sin with a safety pin

The "living in sin" part refers to the christian belif that sex out of wedlock, drinking and cursing,(the lifestyle portrayed on the show) is immoral. The "safetypin" refers to the financialy unraveled group, having to be held together with the minimum amount monetary resources.

John's lifestyle consists of women and drinking, and the finances to support neither; just living in sin with a safety pin.

by LAWRENCE PETERS February 18, 2008

Safety Food

safe·ty food

n. pl. safe·ty foods

The condition of frozen or canned items to scoff incase you are trapped long after local sub shops are closed or some joker took your last two bucks.

I was totally broke but located some safety food in my desk drawer.

by Deb_in_NH May 10, 2005

safety pig

The one ugly, disgusting girl who is always around hot women that protects them from all guys that want to try and date one of them. On the beach, she is the one who is always in the one piece bathing suit.

Hey, I need you to be my wingman and take care of the safety pig while I try to talk to her friend.

by miamialum2010 December 15, 2009