sack toucher

some one who touchs a sack full of veiny sloppy testicles. in other words someone who touches a mans nutsack.

hey can i feel you nuts... fuck no you fuckin' sack toucher.

by the motha fuckin brad February 19, 2009

Sack Patch

The culmination of facial hair in what appears to be the infamous "soul-patch," however, this variant being more circular around the bottom edges, giving it more of the appearance of the human male's scrotum pouch.

Dude 1: "Dude, have you seen Kurt's soul-patch? It's gotten pretty thick, eh?"

Dude 2: "Indeed, my friend. What does it's distinct shape remind you of?"

Dude 1: "A human male's scrotum pouch, no doubt."

Dude 2: "Thus, sack patch."

by Mista Supafly September 21, 2011

sack call

when a man uses his sack instead of his finger to call somebody.

tom: oi boys im going to do a sack call.

ow ahh shit , this hurts. ahhhh done
phone: bring bring bring bring
alice: hello
tom : i just called you with my ball
alice: thats is really weird you creep

by ache dinner December 4, 2011

sack of dicks

A sack, usually burlap or otherwise, full of dicks.

Also a common insult.

"Hey can you pass me that sack of dicks?"
"You are a sack of dicks."

by 89yr89e7yr79q324yreg May 7, 2013

Sack weed shit

To take a huge shit

Man I just took a sack weed shit

I feel a sack weed shit coming on

by Joejoe0024 March 26, 2019

sack of weedlers

I dimebag of the finest!

"Ohh I scored a tasty, sack of weedlers the other day. Let's toke?"

by Spanky McTingles April 23, 2009

Sack Of Dead Puppies

A way to describe how a car handles if it handles bad, like a sack of dead puppies: Cold, squishy, and floppy.

WOW. That car handles like a sack of dead puppies!

by MrWang45 April 20, 2011