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Noun: The ancient name for singer-warriors who defended and documented the known world during the time of dragons. Rya used their magical songs to soothe the temperamental dragons and, once mollified, rode their fiery new companions into battle. When the dragons began disappearing, so to did the Rya. But every generation or so a Rya is born whose destiny is to seek out and follow in the legendary footsteps of the Rya who came before.
Unit of measurement: The magical level of force and effectiveness used when casting spells.
Noun: The ancient name for singer-warriors who defended and documented the known world during the time of dragons. Rya used their magical songs to soothe the temperamental dragons and, once mollified, rode their fiery new companions into battle. When the dragons began disappearing, so to did the Rya. But every generation or so a Rya is born whose destiny is to seek out and follow in the legendary footsteps of the Rya who came before.
Unit of measurement: The magical level of force and effectiveness used when casting spells.
How hard will it be to cast a Charm Person spell on that unicorn?
Well, seeing as how it's a magical beast and not a person it would probably take 7 to 10 Ryas.
Well, seeing as how it's a magical beast and not a person it would probably take 7 to 10 Ryas.
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Guy: hey looks it's Rylee. I wish she would notice me
Guy 2: she used me man
Guy: nah she could never look at how sweet she is
Guy 2: she used me man
Guy: nah she could never look at how sweet she is
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Only onscreen would a perfect-looking guy dump his super-sexy, shapely girlfriend for a skinny, gawky, freckled younger redheaded woman, who although smart, isn't exactly a head-turner. Yet women idealize Jake Ryan and all he stands for; for them he is their Holy Grail on two legs. Rich, kind, considerate, polite to parents, not a bully, even rescues her from a horrific wedding only to surprise her with a birthday cake for a birthday everyone forgot. Oh, and did I mention that he loves her as much as she loves him?
Thankfully for us there's movies...where we can lose ourselves in fantasy...if only for a while. Even my wife thinks that "Jake Ryan" is the perfect guy.....and that's ok. I always thought that the sister who was getting married in the film, Ginny Baker (played by Blanche Baker) was pretty hot....
Only onscreen would a perfect-looking guy dump his super-sexy, shapely girlfriend for a skinny, gawky, freckled younger redheaded woman, who although smart, isn't exactly a head-turner. Yet women idealize Jake Ryan and all he stands for; for them he is their Holy Grail on two legs. Rich, kind, considerate, polite to parents, not a bully, even rescues her from a horrific wedding only to surprise her with a birthday cake for a birthday everyone forgot. Oh, and did I mention that he loves her as much as she loves him?
Thankfully for us there's movies...where we can lose ourselves in fantasy...if only for a while. Even my wife thinks that "Jake Ryan" is the perfect guy.....and that's ok. I always thought that the sister who was getting married in the film, Ginny Baker (played by Blanche Baker) was pretty hot....
Girl # 1: Oh my God! Look at him, he's so....so...
Girl # 2: He's totally Jake Ryan!
Girl # 1: Yes! (cries)
Girl # 2: He's totally Jake Ryan!
Girl # 1: Yes! (cries)
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