Ruby

An extremely small black and white shih-tzu dog. Commonly this bread of mutt contain big boobs which can occasionally cause uncomfort and a tripping hazard for the dog. Medical help is often seeked as Ruby has gain many severe injuries due to the large breast size. This can include titty reduction. Pet insurance is not available for dogs named Ruby as they are far to likely to cause the insurance company to go into extreme debts.

“omg that dog has huge tits, it must be a Ruby”

“yes that dog is Ruby”

“SOMEONE HELP RUBY IS HAVING A TITTY ATTACK”

“oh dear, I’m sorry but let insurance cannot cover that.”

by Vanyastan123 September 20, 2021

Ruby

She is amazing, beautiful, and hilarious at times. She can be your best friend, but if you hurt someone she loves, you will feel her wrath. she will do anything to protect the ones she loves. if you manage to catch a ruby, don't you dare let go. she is lovable and will have your back 100% of the time. you will do anything to make her as happy as she makes you. i can go on and on and on about how amazing she is, but nobody wants to read that.

Person 1: have you met ruby?

Person 2:Yeah! she's my best friend!

by thatpseudonymisalreadyinuse September 27, 2021

Ruby Moment

When someone named ruby or did something dumb as fuck it's called a ruby moment

That's a ruby moment

by Brendypoo September 29, 2021

Ruby and Finley

The Banana Gang, Ruby being MrsBananaWoman and Finley SuperBanana.

Both hogweed lovers :)

Person 1: Who’s that

Person 2: It’s the banana gang!!!
(Ruby and Finley are people who love hogweed and bananas, this is an inside joke)

by MrsBananaWomen July 12, 2021

Ruby

A gorgeous red head who knows how to make you laugh, she’s a twat that shows for checks and gets everyone to simp, she’s a horror yet comedy movie in one person

Is that a twat? Oh!! That must be Ruby

Oh is she red headed? That must be Ruby!

Is she a chav ? Oh her name must be Ruby

She’s scary ? Her name is definitely ruby

Are her fit checks the best thing ever? Must be Ruby

by Airs :) July 17, 2021

ruby’s minge

brodans place to go when he feels upset or uncomfortable. it’s either here or up her bra depends on the mood

uno ruby’s minge?
ye g i heard brodan forced himself down there
ye bro he also felt baz up i swear

by Bro touched ruby July 19, 2021

Ruby

a pick me girl with stringy ass bleach blonde hair and an obsession with all boys to ever look in its direction, but more importantly an obsession with boys names osscar

ew look at ruby rubbing all up on the boys again

such pick me energy

by Suckyourmumruby July 30, 2021