Rug Race

Having two women lie naked on the floor on their backs with their legs spread. Then two guys(or girls) kneel down naked in front of them and lick them pushing them along the floor, with their tongues in the girls' crotches.

Who won the rug race last night? Keith and Chris tied while Peter sat on a bed and stroked.

by jmac9 June 13, 2011

Cum race

Whilst having sex with multiple women and men involved you challenge a man to a race. Whilst the woman is standing you ejacualte at the top of her thigh as does the other man to his woman. The first person cum to touch the foot is the winner and it the ultimate cummer.

Yo pal, when I'm ready fancy having a cum race?

by Gilboman268636 November 5, 2016

boy racer

Someone who drives a slow underpowered car, like a 1.0l Vauxhall Corsa, modified with cheap non-functional parts from eBay. Includes a big glue-on bodykit with fake vents, a cheap big spoiler or rear wing which doesn't do anything, and lots of stickers, which the owner thinks add 5hp each. The car will often also have a set of fake BBS wheels, as well as red brake callipers and discs, which they think add power. The car will usually have some of the suspension removed, to make the car look lower (even though doing it this way compromises handling), and a massive fartcan exhaust that the owner could fit their head in. The point of this loud, power-sapping exhaust is to draw attention to how awful the rest of the car is. Loads of loud speakers inside the car so everyone outside their car can "appreciate" their "tunes".

The driver drives badly. He thinks:

1) that the car should be bouncing of the rev limiter for at least 5 seconds before he upshifts.
2) the McDonalds car park is a racetrack
3) that they are professional racing drivers

Boy racers are idiots who think stickers add power

by JDMisLife December 9, 2016

russian race horse

when you have to pee really bad that it starts to hurt that you have to move around

I gotta piss like a Russian race horse

by Schomby May 5, 2018

to do the race

slang for to run

We got to do the race the cops wre coming!

by kiiabx June 2, 2018

boy racer

A silly young lad with a rice burner and a small penis.

Oh look at that *insert shitty Japanese 4 banger*. The driver must have a very small penis.

by Never late in a Big V8 January 15, 2005

mud races

Derogatory racist term used by white supremacists to describe any group from Africa, the Middle East, or Asia, or of ancestry from any of those places, and sometimes even used to describe people of European ancestry who are considered to be white by normal people. Use of this term generally indicates severe mental illness in the person using it.

To groups like the KKK, Chinese, blacks, Moroccans and South Asians all fall under the inexplicable category of "mud races"

by Rattus cattus January 28, 2007