The Real NAFTA

A big old trade agreement that involves political bullshit that no average american understands. Yet all we know is that Bill Clinton would certainly accept a Buffalo Bus Transfer from any arabian bastard in those other fucking countries, such as John Brown's Ass State. Big Old political shit holes always suck us bone dry and next thing we know ass turns into bag - hounds and we're all getting dome from gay men. Which makes our natural boners go floppy.

Hey Jill, you wanna know what the real NAFTA is? Just a bunch of political bullshit.

by Dr. Jiggle November 30, 2009

shit just got real

A phrase originally spoken in Will Smith/Martin Lawrence action/buddy-cop movie "Bad Boys 2," but referenced in Simon Pegg/Nick Frost action/buddy-cop movie satire "Hot Fuzz," signifying a sudden crescendo of danger and/or sudden understanding of dangerous circumstances.

Picnicking friends scoffed at cautionary weather reports. Lightning strikes the ground not more than an inch from the blanket. Wide-eyed, they stare at each other: "Wow. Shit just got real."

by Mackiemesser June 13, 2010

real ultimate power

See wordninja/word.

My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.
And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- www.realultimatepower.net

by track-10 January 21, 2003

real

1.adv: The action of being true to the code of ethics of one's self, culture, and environment. ie: keep it real

2.n: An enhanced, extreme, version of reality that usually alludes to a violent existence.

1."I beat up my teacher cuz he was wearing the wrong colors. You know I keep it real"

2. "Shit gets mad real over in Iraq"

by Telly D. May 20, 2005

real job

A term used by college graduate snobs, used to convince themselves that working in a cooperation isn't a waste of time and following your dreams will get you nowhere.

I wanna be a musician and travel the world! ~Dreamer

Dude, that will never happen. Get a real job like me. ~snob

by Bobby222 June 18, 2009

real world

title picked by MTV to somehow foist the public into buying the concept that 7 strangers living in a house rent-free for months on end is somehow real.

Who drank my juice? I'll kill you all if I don't find out who drank my juice!

by Shawn E. July 14, 2003

Real Gangsta

1.- Never snitches

2.- Never turns his back on another real homie

3.- Always down for another real homie

4.- Always willing to give back to the ghetto

5.- a real gangsta stays true and keeps it real

6.- a real gangsta is aware of his surroundings

7.- a real gangsta shows love to real gangstas FUCK WHAT YA HEARD!!!!!!

real gangsta - where were u at when i was locked up!
fake gangsta - come on foe you know i have yo back!
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"blast blast blast"
real gangsta - got shot
fake gangsta - was basically the one who shot him (not neccesarly literally)
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a gangsta keeps it real regardless of what homie!
"keeps it real"- doesnt snitch, man's up, helps out, doesnt coward down when it comes these bitch made enemies

by Thestreetsismything June 6, 2009