An adult (mostly late teens) who act like they're better than everyone else because they follow a certain religion, leading them to think they are always right about everything. They get triggered easily and claim they can beat people up (but end up getting the shit kicked out of them). They also tend to hate the LGBTQ community and are extremely racist, and they also get triggered by memes about God.
by RandyTheRockerRichards May 2, 2020
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Largely centers around the fetishistic worship of an invisible sky fairy, who will send you to be tortured for all eternity unless you love him/her/it. Apparently gives free licence for child abuse, war and acts of terrorism, as well as being an insufferable bore at dinner parties.
Largely centers around the fetishistic worship of an invisible sky fairy, who will send you to be tortured for all eternity unless you love him/her/it. Apparently gives free licence for child abuse, war and acts of terrorism, as well as being an insufferable bore at dinner parties.
Having studied world religions for three years as an undergraduate, I personally conclude religion to be an organized panic about death. I would have had an equally productive time conversing with a paranoid schizophrenic, and it wouldn't have cost as much.
by Kolltomnus June 1, 2020
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The search for an answer to a question and making your own answer and calling it correct and that everyone else is wrong.
Guy 1“How was the Earth created?”
Guy 2“God.”
Guy 3“No, there is evidence that it was
evolution not religion.”
Guy 2“NO, I SAY IT WAS GOD SO IT WAS GOD!”
Guy 2“God.”
Guy 3“No, there is evidence that it was
evolution not religion.”
Guy 2“NO, I SAY IT WAS GOD SO IT WAS GOD!”
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Anita: "Look at those people, with their funny clothes and rituals. I hope they all know they're all going to Hell!!"
Chris: "Whoa, Anita! Take it down a notch. You must be from a competing religion..."
Chris: "Whoa, Anita! Take it down a notch. You must be from a competing religion..."
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