by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 7, 2025
Get the <.0.6.7.6.><Hellstrom>Religion<hHHhellstrom><.0.6.7.6.0.>mug. A religion of which Draco Malfoy is the father Damon Salvatore is the son and Peppa Pig is the Holy Spirit
by Dinosaur.broski November 14, 2020
Get the Pot noodle soup religionmug. It's the fucking religion. It will always be used by zealots and charlatans for evil and will never do anything good that can't be done by anyone NOT in an incest cult.
Derp "DERRRRRRP! DERRRRPPP! It'S not ThE rElIgIoN bUt ChRiStIaNiTy (And be extention Judaism because it's literally the same religion) LiTeRaLlY did ThE tHiNg I'm CoMpLaInInG about! DEERRRRRRRP!!!"
Hym "You... Literally just contradicted yourself there... The words you just now said were 'It's not the religion but the religion did the thing.' That violates the law of non'contradiction. If the religion caused the zionism... Then the religion is the cause of the zionism... If ZIONISM is the problem... Then the religion CAUSED THE PROBLEM. 'It's not the problem it's just THE CAUSE of the problem.' Is what you just said there. 'It's not the gun! It's the bullets!' Like, let it go. You don't need to use the religion instrumentally."
Hym "You... Literally just contradicted yourself there... The words you just now said were 'It's not the religion but the religion did the thing.' That violates the law of non'contradiction. If the religion caused the zionism... Then the religion is the cause of the zionism... If ZIONISM is the problem... Then the religion CAUSED THE PROBLEM. 'It's not the problem it's just THE CAUSE of the problem.' Is what you just said there. 'It's not the gun! It's the bullets!' Like, let it go. You don't need to use the religion instrumentally."
by Hym Iam July 25, 2024
Get the It's not the religionmug. The Masonite religion A religion in which it is required to show their buttholes to join the church, fornication on the regular is also used to practice celebrate the holy one, marijuana use it a requirement when attending meetings. The holy one has the golden butthole, the holy ones buttholes are molded out of concrete slabs that can be seen at the Masonite church
by Buttholemasonite September 17, 2021
Get the Masonite religionmug. Sam Sedar "Now that's a Religion I can get behind! You know? Where God... Wants the things I want... And values the things I value... Like me and God have the same thoughts and desires... That's a religion I can get behind! And no one should be allowed to have more political power than me either."
Hym "You... You see how that is the exact thing I said about atheist shit-libs who split hairs on religion, right? Like, you want you to be the God.... And that's when you're fine with it. Solipsistic narcissism."
Sam Sedar "Right but if the religion was me it would be good."
Hym "Right, see, THIS is why I just murder God. That exact line of reasoning is exactly why I needs to die."
Hym "You... You see how that is the exact thing I said about atheist shit-libs who split hairs on religion, right? Like, you want you to be the God.... And that's when you're fine with it. Solipsistic narcissism."
Sam Sedar "Right but if the religion was me it would be good."
Hym "Right, see, THIS is why I just murder God. That exact line of reasoning is exactly why I needs to die."
by Hym Iam January 22, 2025
Get the Religion I can get behindmug. A method of baiting people into liking or subscribing into a channel by using religion. Examples: Like and subscribe if you love Jesus!
by dswqsa895 December 26, 2023
Get the Religion Baitingmug. a lot of those people disagreed on which religion was *correct*, however some monks believed that there was no “correct” religion
by nonekopopo February 17, 2023
Get the religionmug.