Roast my meat

The act of slowly roasting one's meat to acquire a tender, soft, and moist substance.

Something your sugar daddy (especially a sexy one named Obehi) might do when they cook you the best 8 hour ribs this world has ever seen.
Brad: Yo chad can you roast my meat
Chad: Bro thats kinda gay (derogatory)
Brad: 😏
by leggomyfaggo December 25, 2021
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roasted my shaft

the burning sensation in your esophagus after coughing due to a sizeable rip from a bong.
man that huge rip really roasted my shaft, but you know what they say, "you got to cough to get off"
by baron of brie July 10, 2018
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roast beef dangels

a blown out vagina to where the lips look like roast beef hanging outside the edge of a sandwich.
Damn that dirty bitch has RBDs(roast beef dangels)
by Goon Squad January 25, 2007
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roast beef slices

A term used to describe a loose vagina, coined through the fact that the pussy lips hang apart from each other much in the same way as slices of roast beef
She wanted me to eat her out. When I pulled off her pants, I saw that she had roast beef slices. So I melted some cheddar in it and dug in.
by Ryan K-Dogg October 18, 2006
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Roast Beef Curtains

Extra long and dark labias resembling curtains made of roast beef.
by Jose85 October 22, 2006
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Tuscan Pot Roast

When doing anal, you cum as deep as you can inside the girls ass and then she diarrheas in out into the toilet and you both look into the toilet with aw.
"Hey baby I'm so horny please fuck me" "How about I give you a good old fashioned Tuscan Pot Roast instead ;)" "Yes please omg I'm so wet just thinking about it"
by The tight booty hole June 28, 2016
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Anal Spit Roast

When your eating a girl or guys ass and you stick your fingers in there and open their asshole and spit in side of it.
by DickDuckPuck September 24, 2018
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