Purple Pancake

A penis covered in a silky purple fur that folds over and resembles a pancake. The male equivalent of a blue waffle.
Tim: omg what is that?!?
Josh: thats just my purple pancake
tim: can i have syrup with that?
by SHRHS June 13, 2010
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Purple Tits

The S&M bondage trick when the circulation to the breasts is cut off and the boobs turn a shade of purple, usually with rope or rubberbands.
I grabbed her boobs so hard, she nearly got Purple Tits!
by Sofalala January 07, 2011
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purple hoser

A literal god among men!
Someone who reminds you of jesus<3!
purple hoser freed the israelites from slavery
by allwomenarequeen August 20, 2018
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purple pickle

Purple Pickle (noun/phrase) To refer to the male genitalia in a sense of understanding that the male is longing sexual intercourse.
Related to/associated with the term blue balls
Ex. Bro!, I want to fuck her so bad I got blue balls and a purple pickle!
by yo yo wassssup July 19, 2017
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purple dragon

An act in which you slap soneone in the face with your wang leaving a sometimes purple welt, hence "purple dragon."
"I once was at this party and recieved a purple dragon, it was brutal!"
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Purple Monster

1. A category of vibrators that are particularly large and threatening. They can be identified by the warning colors that they have evolved over time, usually ones that are not normally found in nature.
2. A threat used to strike fear in the hearts and colons of straight men.
1. The noise from my roommate's Purple Monster kept me awake all night, and she lives on the other side of the house!
2. If you keep pissing me off, I'll use the Purple Monster on you!
by chavi November 28, 2005
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purple herbie

when you were a kid - twisting the nipple of (usually) a male so that the nipple area bruises and turns purple. NO - it's not a dick - it's a nipple, btw.
Timmy's purple herbie was visible the next day when I took my shirt off and saw purple around my left nipple.
by chappy 412 November 24, 2011
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