princess poop

When you take a big shit but when you wipe your ass its completely clean.

“Yo my patient had a massive code brown, but when I wiped them they were completely clean.”

“Nice they had a princess poop!”

by Markski619 December 31, 2017

Princess Bretton

A piercing through the anal opening and perineum, similar to a Prince Albert, but in the posterior.

No thanks, I'll stand...I just got my Princess Bretton yesterday.

by Mr. Shwizzle June 1, 2010

princess tent

sacred place where you hold an orgy while your sister plays with barbies in it

guy: where should we lose our virginities?
girl: PRINCESS TENT

by jcaraballohasabigdrumstick June 1, 2011

princess luna

Princess Luna is a character from my little pony, friendship is magic. She is the princess of the moon and the younger sister of Princess Celestia.
(alsotwilightsucks)

Do you like Princess Luna or Celestia?
I like Cadence.

by DimpleDimple June 19, 2017

princess stoner

That girl who wears designer labels, is in good social standings with friends and teachers, who gets her shit done on time, who joins clubs, is on student government, and spends her parents money on weed. lots and lots of it. She's not a sloppy drunk, enjoys a good time, sometimes DTF, always DTS, and can out-smoke any bro she knows.

girl 1: God i hate that bitch. she rubs her marc jacobs shit in our face, represents the student body on council, and has the hottest boyfriend.
girl 2: yeah, i hear she smokes him and her friends up all the time.

girl 1: If i was smoking that much there's no way I'd be as active. seriously what's her secret?
girl 2: nothing, she's just a princess stoner.

by bluegreengrrl August 20, 2011

paperbag princess

Much like a butterface. A girl who has a great body, but a rather unattractive face. She'd be great in bed, but you just have to cut holes out of a paperbag and pop it right over her head.

GUY 1: "Hey look at that Nancy girl. Nice ass"
GUY 2: "Yeah, but look at her face."
GUY 1: "She's a real paperbag princess alright."
GUY 2: "Nice one."

by scottybouch January 27, 2008

hindu princess

A spoiled Hindu girl. Pretty damn common haha.

A hindu princess is the Hindu equivalent to Jewish American Princess

by kim and katie are crackers September 29, 2008