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princess poop

When you take a big shit but when you wipe your ass its completely clean.
“Yo my patient had a massive code brown, but when I wiped them they were completely clean.”

“Nice they had a princess poop!”
by Markski619 December 31, 2017
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Princess Bretton

A piercing through the anal opening and perineum, similar to a Prince Albert, but in the posterior.
No thanks, I'll stand...I just got my Princess Bretton yesterday.
by Mr. Shwizzle June 1, 2010
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princess luna

Princess Luna is a character from my little pony, friendship is magic. She is the princess of the moon and the younger sister of Princess Celestia.
(alsotwilightsucks)
Do you like Princess Luna or Celestia?
I like Cadence.
by DimpleDimple June 19, 2017
mugGet the princess lunamug.

princess problem

When a girl acts like she owns the world and that everyone should bow down to her. Most often a spoiled brat that doesn't realize her shit stinks; and, acts overly dramatic to bring in as much attention as possible.
She has a princess problem and her boyfriend can do nothing about it.
by Ukko ukkana ukinski October 30, 2015
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princess tent

sacred place where you hold an orgy while your sister plays with barbies in it
guy: where should we lose our virginities?
girl: PRINCESS TENT
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paperbag princess

Much like a butterface. A girl who has a great body, but a rather unattractive face. She'd be great in bed, but you just have to cut holes out of a paperbag and pop it right over her head.
GUY 1: "Hey look at that Nancy girl. Nice ass"
GUY 2: "Yeah, but look at her face."
GUY 1: "She's a real paperbag princess alright."
GUY 2: "Nice one."
by scottybouch January 27, 2008
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