Ghost Pooping

1. The act of hiding in the bathroom, pretending to take a poop, while engaged in some non-poop related activity such as playing a game on your smartphone or surfing the internet.

2. Spending way more time than needed in the bathroom, playing games or some other waste of time on your phone.

3. Hiding in the bathroom pretending to take a poop in an attempt to avoid some other responsibility.

Hey team, I'm at work but I'm Ghost Pooping so I can get my clan rumble in before time is up.

What's taking Bob so long in the Bathroom? I bet he's ghost pooping and playing Fortnite.

My wife wants me to change the baby's diaper, so I'm ghost pooping instead.

by Brendon K February 5, 2019

keyboard poop

The product of writing nonsense to post online due to keyboard diarrhea!

Most of these posts are just keyboard poop!

by I, Wreckerrr March 19, 2021

Sodexo Poop

The act of having to use the nearest bathroom at least 5 minutes or so after eating food at one's college made by the Sodexo company.

"Wow! I just got back to my dorm from lunch 5 minutes ago, and I have to take a massive sodexo poop!"

or

"Holy Shit, I'm glad they served that lasagna breakfast burrito from three days ago! Now I have to destroy the toilet with my sodexo poop"

by Uncle Jacob September 12, 2009

poop kink

When you have a feces fetish

"Listen, guys... I gotta tell you something."
"What is it, Noah?"

"I have a poop kink."
*everybody covers their butts and runs away in pure terror*

by Noah Has A Poop Kink March 1, 2015

No Poop July

You can't shit during July mate, you gotta hold it until August

Oi cunt, why did ya shit during No Poop July

by NotAComedian July 8, 2020

poop chicken

Similar to playing "chicken" with an opposing car on a road, "poop chicken" begins when you and someone else walk into a public restroom at the same time, both with the intention to take a shit. You go into your separate stalls and then sit there, waiting for the other to leave so that you can do your business in peace. The first person to just get up and leave without pooping loses the game of poop chicken.

Oh man. I had to take a shit so bad today at work, but some woman from another office on our floor walked into the bathroom at the same time, so we ended up just playing poop chicken for a few minutes until she finally gave up and left. I was victorious and then proceeded to shit in peace.

by AHmm April 25, 2011

Poop mittens

Another word for toilet paper.

Hey don't forget to pack some poop mittens for the camping trip.

by KQF February 12, 2009