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PokemonGo

A game that almost put or even put people's fucking lives at stake.

It is also a game not made for lazy people since you go into a lot of places like the bathroom or any fucking place imaginable.
Only die hard fans can complete this fuckin' mess
PokemonGo is a game
by tailsDuck August 21, 2016
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Pokemon

A game that teaches you about enslaving animals and putting them in a ball the size of your hand with no space and no sleep
Ash in a pokemon battle: PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU
Pikachu: all my friends are dead push me to the edge all my friends are dead push me to the edge
by RIBBITE April 7, 2021
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The most cringe-ass game/series ever made
Updog:I love Pokemon!
Shadowy: you probably have covid since you have shit taste
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The original simulated cockfight. Revolves around capturing cute little animals for the purpose of pitting them against one another in vicious battles, the winner of which gets prize money.
KID: "Hey mom! I was playing Pokemon when I had my red rooster kill a cute yellow rat and after the battle I got prize money!"

MOM: "..."
by superdawge November 28, 2009
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We'll got some pokemon 'mon!

Or

We'll get some Poke in there 'mon
by Neko312 September 23, 2010
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pokemon-hater

a lot of people. pokemon got annoying by the first three years, which is probably why most people hate it. if you don't, you are 70% more likely to die a virgin.
Me and everybody i know are pokemon-haters. suck on that.
by Defflepord November 21, 2009
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1)A show on TV that consists of a guy with his little yellow pet thats always on top of him doing weird stuff to him. Children tend to watch and endore the sight of this stuff... parents supersion required, your son sometimes well cum out with his fishing rod sticking out and his hand on his pokeballs which r dangling below his waist

2) a game where kids get together and play with cheap paper cards. they also have there pokeballs hanging out... but now there fishing rod is in somthing else...
1*)MOM- hey jimmy, lunch is ready!
JIMMY- ok mom, let me finish watching pokemon... i am rubbing my fishing rod up and down and wacking my poke balls just like ash bang'em does!
2*)jimmy put that back in your pants. we ain't using your pokemon fishing rod today.
by ICHEWEDHERUP!! April 4, 2010
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