CD Player

While harder to use, require more handling, and are more clunky, I prefer my CD Player. I bought an MP3 Player, and I enjoy CD's more. Then again, I buy albums and everything. Personally I enjoy hearing an album as an experience more than a singular song. So that's the real factor. If you like Albums, get a CD player, it comes with better sound quality. If you like hearing songs individually, buy an MP3 Player.

Mp3 User: Sweet, you got a new Mp3 Player?
Me: Nah, I'm listening to my Wu-Tang Album on my CD Player.
Mp3 User: Why not just get one of these? *Shows iPod*
Me: Even if I wanted to blow $200-300, I would still prefer buying albums.

by DarthHobo October 8, 2005

Console players

Every sentence must contain the n-word
The peak of human evolution is what they are if the nigga does not work they will call their hacker friend and hack you

Chad :
Yo dude why didn’t you kill him ya nigga
Abi:
The fuck you mean nigga
Chad:
The fuck you say to me you little shit nigga
Console players are the peak of human evolution

by Dummy thicc 69 irl April 10, 2020

player hater

(1) Someone who tries to screw with your game when you're trying to score on a member of the opposite sex.

(2) Someone who's jealous of your success, ususally sexual success

This is the opposite of a wingman

My friend went and told Sasha that I was sleeping with Erica, then told Erica that I was sleeping with Sasha. What a player hater.

Just 'cause he's not a player doesn't mean he has to be a player hater

by Cauchy December 18, 2005

tax payer

An employee of the government. Unlike other government employees (i.e. Post Office workers, Congressman), tax payers can be fired and actually have to work for a living.

Damn, I pay so much taxes that I am an employee of the government.

by dtugg November 9, 2004

xbox player

A small dick virgin who lives in the basement.....yes

Oh you a xbox player ha fucking virgin

by Your moms moms August 9, 2018

Prayer

To do nothing and still think you're helping.

Me: Man, I really need to pass this test tomorrow. Can you help me out?
Religious moron: Sure, I'll pray for you.
Me: Why not just help me study? That would actually help.
Religious moron: I'm positive that the grace of God will help you pass the test.
Me: I think God is too busy with everything else in the universe to help me pass a test.
Religious moron: I'll give him a prayer anyway
Me: Why do I hang with you?

by Tonio31 August 30, 2007

player

Someone, generally a man who takes joy in making more than one person happy. Doesn't always have malicious intentions, but can be viewed as one that does. A good player wont get caught unless he allows himself to be for his enjoyment, and is noticeable by his smoothly rehearsed lines, flowing easily off his practiced tongue. A bad playa will mistake names, be at the wrong place at the wrong time, and flaunt far too much about his adventurous actions with women. Any player is noticeable by making plans, and changing them at the last chance because something more interesting than that partner popped up. Be forewarned, he will never take you to a place where any other woman/man could even possibly be, and if that happens, will be prompt to "take" you back to his place swiftly. Easy to fall for, impossible to forget.

"Hey, i heard your a player?"
"Nah baby, people just don't like me."

by Legit75 August 2, 2009