plude

I am The Attack Kazbuski. The spelling of my name may vary from region to region. However, that's not why I'm here. I was sent to tell you all the Tale of Plude. Plude was a righteous dude (righteous meaning he was the embodiment of the 'ch' sound in the word), and he was the height of ridiculosity. I could not fathom the ridiculosity to that degree, so I had to become even more ridiculous to battle him. Then I transformed his 'dude-hood' into 'plude-hood,' making everything he was, did, said, or thought, into the realm of plude. It's difficult because you can't learn the Plude-ship, you only know it. And most who practice it only know it for face value. See the example to gain some, but not a sufficient, idea of The Plude.

Shmy name tis Trike. Ply plike to plo to pleep in the pliddle of shla play. Shly shlink PlI'm plotally schlweet. PLATEVER PLUDES!

by Kazbuski, The Attack : Found On the highest mountain where the Whitmerian Mane flutters Righteously February 3, 2004

pider

Shit. A person who is so disgusting that they literally deserve to die. Piders are the scum of the earth.

Common characteristics:

dirty faces. inbreeding. fat, cellulite covered women. at least 11 or more cars in there yard. probably 10 or more cats that just keep having sex and having more retard cats, much like the pider's themselves.

to shorten up. white trash.

mostly used as a derogatory term.

John: Dude, your hair is greasy as hell.

Dave: Yeah I know I havent been able to take a shower for a couple of days.

John: Sick, you Pider!

by ojpimpjuice69 April 8, 2009

black pride

dark chocolate

Black pride is better for you than white love...especially for your heart.

by Carlthegiraffe February 1, 2010

plude

Plude was the invention of "The Attack Kazbuski" (not sure about the spelling) who decided one day that the first letters of almost every word in a sentence should be replaced with "pl." And frankly it is just awesome.

Platever Pluuuuuude.

by Merinauth February 2, 2004

Plodette

(UK) A nickname for a female police officer. Comes from the word 'plod' which came from Noddy as a nickname for policemen.

That plodette beat me over the head with a baton and arrested me. :(

by Yayayayay whatever December 31, 2010

pride hand

The hand in which one uses to cover his/her genitalia when caught naked

Mark utilized his pride hand when Sally ripped off his towel, exposing his abnormally small penis

by coolgreek August 14, 2011

Pride Month

That month of the year where normal people are supposed to bow down to the LGBTIAPMNVCOUYRE community or be gaslighted and called a homophobe

“You support pride month?”
“Hell no”
“Eww you’re so fucking homophobic
“Ok my guy…”
“It is ma’am!!!”

by PyroSabr July 3, 2022