Pitch Slap

When you accept an unsolicited invitation on social media, only to receive an immediate response by the contact pitching their latest product.

Abuse is common on LinkedIn by "Tech Bros", offshore resources, financial advisors, and desperate sales professionals whom lack any tact or "book smarts".

I just received this request from this Tech Bro Benton based out of San Francisco.

I bet if I accept it he'll "Pitch Slap" me immediately regarding his company's latest AI driven SaaS Security Architecture sitting on a best in class custom built platform which is hybrid / secure / private cloud ready with a link to the demo.

DEEEECLINE.

by Lookin4LootDrops June 14, 2024

Pitchinvader

When youre in glad and some random runs into the arena and interupt the 2v2 duel

Hey pvt. shucklebuggle just pitchinvaded and kill skibidiinvictus

pitchinvader generally can be anyones rank

by IndyCouture June 30, 2024

Pitcher’s Duel

When two gay men have intercourse with each other’s groin folds simultaneously in a race to finish first.

Alan and Bill were both suffering from hemorrhoids so they celebrated their anniversary with a pitcher’s duel.

by LittleBigMoney October 10, 2024

Pitched a back tent

Otherwise known as shitting your pants, pitching a tent in the front being a boner, so pitching a back tent obviously would have to come from the back end.

Shit, I just pitched a back tent. I gotta go home and change.

by bugkoa December 18, 2024

Pitufeando

1. La práctica deliberada de mantener múltiples parejas románticas fuera del matrimonio mientras se continúa legalmente casado.

2. Participar activamente en múltiples relaciones extramaritales mientras se permanece en un matrimonio legal

3. La búsqueda intencional de varias parejas adicionales a pesar de estar legalmente casado

¡Diablo cabron! Deja de estar pitufeando- que tú estás casado maricón.

by ElManco February 24, 2026

Pitheist

A skeptic convinced that biblical stories are at best 3.14% true (and therefore that God’s nonexistence is at least 96.86% certain).

Anecdotally, pitheists appear to be overrepresented among mathematicians compared with linguists.

by Numerati March 13, 2026

Pitching

Pitching is like shooting if you’re pitching at somebody you’re shooting at somebody or just pitching you’re shooting it comes from the baseball term throwing a pitch

Friend 1: We was pitching at the opps
Friend 2: I wish we came

by CamSoBlack February 22, 2025