monkey pigeon

A person who's eyes look in different directions.

Dave, did you see that monkey pigeon? He had one eye on the Mars Bar, and the other one on the change

by kenlovejoy January 22, 2014

Petrol Pigeon

A nickname for the Royal Airforce. But also commonly used by the Army Cadets to refer to an Air Cadet who may religiously play War Thunder and/or DCS in a derogatory manner.

"Toby's such a petrol pigeon, all he does is yap about F-16s and his shitty little Grob Tutor. It's not 1940 the Battle of Britain, he should get over himself."

by Ihatepetrolpigeons January 7, 2024

Pigeon

The pigeon is a government drone commonly found in the streets. Known as "air rats" the pigeons exist for create chaos. They usually shit on the cars, if you have a withe car they poop black, if you have a black car they poop white.

Fuck you pigeons, me and my homies hate pigeons.

by SpoonSlayer August 8, 2021

Pigeonism

The Official Religion of Acadia, an alliance in the web-browser game Politics and War.

The official religion of Acadia is Pigeonism.

by Superius November 28, 2019

pigeon battle

Like Pigeon Chess, but both people are pigeons; a battle of the brain(less).

Bob and Tom have no clue about the subject they're debating, its like a pigeon battle.

by Geebygeebs January 17, 2015

Pigeon

A pigeon is a person from Ghana.
They usually like to fly around instead of walking as it’s much more quicker and essential

Look at that pigeon in the playground

Did you know Kwaame is a pigeon?

by Gafs March 13, 2022

Eating the pigeon

To do something pointless and/or boring. Like snooze level boring. "Why am I even here?" Boring. But you cant stop doing it. Never.

Jack: "How was it at grandma house?"
Mark: "Ugh, it was like eating the pigeon!"

by Pennington.S.W August 10, 2021